Ok Wednesday night First:

This was probably the shortest night I have ever played. It was basically reminiscent of the old days of Party. It gives me a chubby just thinking about that.

Anyway, I got to the new table and things looked rather ordinary with not much money on the table. I could not have been more wrong..................

There was some complete wack job that just got there (not me). He was raising it up anywhere from 20-35 preflop every single hand. Seriously, every single hand no lie. This is 1/2 $100 buy in max game. There were a bunch of people complaining but not me this is a freaking goldmine.

Anyway, Nutjob sucks out a couple of hands raising 4-9 os,K-3 so, and a the monster of all monsters Q-7 sooted.

I called one of his 20 dollar raises with 8-8 and with 3 overs on the board am not calling his $35 c-bet. Oh did I mention he C-bet 100% of the time and called every reraise. I am in nirvana folks no lie.

I buy-in to get my stack back to 100 and get KK.................... bingo. NJ (Nutjob) raises to 30 I reriase all in. He insta calls for 70 more. Flop was a bunsh of low cards he paired his 5 (he had A-5os). I flip my K's woohoo. I am in bizness.

Unfortunately, people started lowering their calling standards and 2 of them hit. So his 500 stack quickly disappeared to him reaching into his pocket. Think he slowed down....................... Yeah he actually limped 1 hand. I almost had a heart attack because had I stayed int the hand I would have flopped the nut straight................. oh well I am not playing Q-10 op to his craziness.

Anyway, he got busted and buys in full again. I get AA, bingo, unfortunately his stack is way shorter than mine. I limp UTG. 3 other people limp (why I do not know). NJ in SB raises to 20 and BB calls. LOL I shove my chips in the middle and the table groans. He calls and to my surprise so does the BB. (he only had like 60 the DB bought in short). The board was Q-Q-J. Fuck me was all I could think. The turn was a 7 and the river was another Q. I thought I might be ok with that river. Anyway BB flips AK and NJ flips 8-8, I win.....................

He got up and left. Crapola. I was up over 250 at this point. I stayed another orbit and got sucked out on by yet another 1/2 schmuck and just said...........I have 227 in the bank that is good for the evening.

My parents were at the Hard Rock and I took them to the late night diner. Good times I tell you. My Dad plays the 1-2 limit game just because he likes cards. He knows there is no way in hell it can be profitable and all but he enjoys himself and we get to drive into the casino together. I even gave him a 60-40 stake for the week. He is happier than a clam because of the stake our first 3 day fishing trip is all paid for from poker winnings.

Oh leaving the casino guess who was in my elevator? ..................... yup the Nutjob. Super nice guy, he was all amped with the way he played. He was happy I was nice to him and friendly...............because some of the people were assholes about his raising..............lol why? Anyway he was screaming a bunch of crap across the parking lot (not nasty, funny stuff had been able to decipher it.) My Dad was asking if that was the donkey I won my money from. I told my Dad," No he was the crazy ass gambler I won money from. We do not tap the glass on our aquarium." He laughed............. Anyway good times.

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"A tell is a gesture that lets others know what kind of cards he's holding. In other words, if every time one player thinks he's holding the best hand he then urinates all over himself, that would be a tell.- Mr. Cranky Movie Critic

now the bad. Basically all the bad was every single freakin hand tonight. I misplayed one hand completely and the rest well ........................

Anyone read these reports? Well if you do you remember the crazy Asian kid from the other night. His name is Tony and he is a super nice kid that is actually no donkey. He loves to gamble and actually has some decent card sense. I became friendly with him. I know this is may not be a good thing but now we check down heads up hands.

If it is suited he calls any raise with any two. Yup 2-7 sooted he calls. The little fucker ( I say this repsectfully) knows when to drop the hands and where he is in the hand. Gotta give credit where it is due.

Anyway, I made a joke about the Korean dealer that cracked him up. The dealer never smiles............. I mean never. Also he is in slow motion. I was almost dozing off. Anyway, I asked the dealer if he was from North Korea. I sounded rather serious but Tony knew I was fucking with him and spit his soda on the table. Hey it is a good quality I have.......................hahahahaha

Down to the hands, or lack there of. It was one of those nights that just does not work. I got Ak like 4 times I raised and called and did not hit one flop. no biggy.

I was in for about 90 at the time. I got 8-8. Anyone read these reports? The two gay guys from the other night are now at the table. Woohoo. This time I got no hummer offer. Coolness.

I get 8-8 in the BB. There are like 6 limpers and the gigantic pussy that is writing this report did not raise preflop(me). What a donkey. The flop was 8-7-K. Hooray. I check and it is checked around. Fucking wonderful. No reraise or anything. the turn was a 4. Gay guy bets out 20 bucks ( Warning bells go off and I say F-them and I knew) I call as does one or two others, as I can give 2 shit's at this point. Turn was Q and GG bets 20 again. Fuckwad that I am re-raise. &)(*@#*^%)*(&^&#)(%^*()#%*(_#%*(&^#*(%&#*()%&#& %*)
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He pushes I call the extra 7 bucks and ask like an assclown (he is used to that) "You have the straight?" What the fuck do you think dumbass (rhetorical question to myself)?

Most horrible mis-played hand by me in 3 weeks.


OK, I am now down 190 and said screw it I am going to get something to eat.

An hour later I am at a different table. Tony who had a 500 stack now has 150 in front and is complaining about some 85 year old woman that killed two actual legit hands he had................. Giant LOL'z for 2 reasons 1.) to hear him complain about a loose player, priceless 2.) An actual gray haired old woman at a NL table............ they tend to avoid these like the plague. In his defense this woman did not know how to slow down and called everything.

That table was full, so I went to a new one. Some arrogant french guy (Hey Carrera is there any other kind) had a big stack as did a few others.

I pissed Frenchy off by calling his bets down with A-10. A flush hit the river and he started pissing and moaning, "Blah blah blah I am an arrogant french asshole a flush hits and you call" I laughed and said" You play like a complete goofball and I am supposed to fold top pair to you. Dream on" That was word for word............. LOL I mean my response was.

I get KK and reraise Frenchy 40. He was UTG and I was UTG+1 so I had to reraise calling was not an option there. He folded.

I get AQ and call Frenchy's raise. Flop was 3 clubs. Douche bets out 15 and I immediately reraise without crap. He folds. GG me.

now the fun begins.

I get 6-6 in the BB. Some dude makes it 5 to go. I call as do 5-6 others. Flop is J-6-3. Joy I have a set. I check guy leads out for 5 one caller and I reraise to 25...................... Guy reraises all in. Woohoo I insta call. He tables J-10. The turn was a 10 and the river was a J. joy.

Anyway I leave this table up 70 as I had QQ hold up to 5 preflop callers and a flop bet of 15.

I went to another table and it was more of the same. I raise and get 2 callers my AK does not hit and blah blah blah. For the night I was down 155. My first down night in 8.

One nice lay down I made was the following. It was raised 10 and there was like 5 callers. I had 7-7. Flop was 9-9-4. It was checked to me and I bet out 10 with one caller. The turn was a Q and I check to the caller, who pushes all in. There was 100 in the pot and it was going to cast me 27 extra. NFW this guy has it. He did he shows A-9. I was right good fold.

Anyway it was a tough night hopefully tonight will be better.

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"A tell is a gesture that lets others know what kind of cards he's holding. In other words, if every time one player thinks he's holding the best hand he then urinates all over himself, that would be a tell.- Mr. Cranky Movie Critic

Nice job shitwizard stacking off with middle set in a 7 handed pot with a possible straight. Sounds like the gay guy got some ass that night. Yours.

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Randy: I'm wrong

Yeah yeah yeah. Just remember bro I am a pitcher not a catcher. I gave him my money he did not take it.

I knew what my instincts told me (Hey Asshole he has a straight) and I ignored them.

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"A tell is a gesture that lets others know what kind of cards he's holding. In other words, if every time one player thinks he's holding the best hand he then urinates all over himself, that would be a tell.- Mr. Cranky Movie Critic

Awesome report! You should keep up the winning. That's more fun.

Good stuff. Except losing set to that straight. I don't think the donkey hand was really that bad. Checking the BB against 6 limpers keeps you from getting stuck against the jackass slowplaying his aces. You could have skipped the reraise, but I don't think I'd fold a set on that board to $20 bets on turn and river. Unless you knew the guy and how he played well enough to know that you were beat.

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I just wanted to say "We all read your reports !!!!" Keep'em coming :-)

Side note: Why did you quit playing online?

QFT

I forgot to add that.

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Yeah, love the trip reports!

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Yes awesome reports...keep them coming

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