miamipuck

I am going to use movies lines...................

Name: Fuck you, that's my name. (The Ref and Glen Gary Glen Ross)

Location: Take a Wild guess (Midnight Run)

Profession: The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much. (Wall Street) I am a Institutional Municipal Bond Salesman

How long have I played poker: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." (Big Trouble In Little China) 5 years..........

Sites: : Just play Live but had money on every site at one time.

Nick: Again take a wild guess

Interests: Hookers, Hockey, Midgets, Fishing, Blow and of course Poker

Qualifications: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Here are a formidable bunch of forum donkeys.......... Me (Miamipuck for the mentally impaired), Ameoba (fuquedikhed), Ddave, and RoyalCrap.

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"A tell is a gesture that lets others know what kind of cards he's holding. In other words, if every time one player thinks he's holding the best hand he then urinates all over himself, that would be a tell.- Mr. Cranky Movie Critic

CrazeeAsh

Name IRL: Ashley

Age: 20

Location: Tauranga, New Zealand.

Occupation: Currently unemployed & playing poker full time.

How long I've played poker: About 10 months now, mostly online.

Pokers Sites: PokerStars & Full Tilt Poker

Screen Names: crazeeash

Interests: Poker, TV, shopping, drunking, porn.