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[url=http://www.stopabductions.com/:wue2eewa]This[/url:wue2eewa] might work better than your tinfoil hat. :D

jcarter

Damn this internet site filter! :banghead:

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johnny

I propose that the person who busts out first from the Libby tourney must have this as their avatar for 1 month.

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bigloser2448

Love the idea. :nod: I've already copied it to my desktop & resized it for easy uploading to my Control Panel. :(

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Eruu

I'm in. Just remind me when I bust.

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mervhage

Freakin Awesome!!!

I'm in too!

Snickers99

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Seeing Sevens Avatar made me want to go back and find this site I just read some of the stuff on there and these new instructions for 2008 are great.

1. Prepare for a fight

Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. I bet they watched fatal attraction They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. If you forget to wear it one time they may physically hurt you. They have done these things to a minority of abductees wearing helmets. Most abductees report complete success with the helmet when they wear it as much as they can.

I can imagine what my wife would say if I started wearing that hat everywhere.



2. Have a locked cabinet

Aliens have taken ten helmets from abductees and several Velostat lined baseball caps. If you are not wearing a hat they will go through your entire house looking for them. They will not, however, go into a locked cabinet. Before you make a helmet have some kind of cabinet or trunk that you can lock. That way they won’t take it.

Aliens can come here from galaxies billions of light years away, but they cant break into a locked cabinet.



3. Make the helmet quickly

You may experience telepathic resistance from the aliens when you try to make the hat. Expect it. You must make the hat as quickly as possible so you are not overcome by them.

I bet they make you feel silly

4. Secure the helmet with tape or string

Almost any kind of tape or string wrapped around the helmet several times will prevent aliens from removing the helmet if they manage to get close to you.

I guess they haven't mastered the use of scissors yet



5. Make small holes in top for hot climates

If the temperature is over 80 degrees F and the helmet is hot to wear, use an awl or similar tool and punch some small holes in the top of the helmet.



6. Where the helmet as often as possible

Once you make a thought screen helmet you must wear it as frequently as possible. The aliens know when you are not wearing it and will take you at that time. Abductees are taken when they are driving cars. They even take children without helmets when they are in school. There are documented cases of children abductees missing during school hours.

You can also put eight sheets of Velostat into baseball cap or other hat to wear during the day which is less conspicuous then a leather hat. See Aliensandchildren.org for different types of thought screen hats.

Some abductees have worn their thought screen helmets and hats almost 24 hours a day, seven days a week for more than nine years.




Grounding Directions

Several abductees report that the buzzing sound they hear when wearing the helmet can be completely alleviated through the use of proper grounding. They used a double ground, securing the ground to the Velostat in the helmet with thick aluminum foil then connecting the two insulated grounding wires to standard grounding rods which are available from electronics supply stores.

Once the helmets were properly grounded and the ground wires were insulated from touching any part of a house with rubber insulation, all of the buzzing noise heard by the abductees ceased. The abductees using grounds sleep wearing their thought screen helmets.

Please note that only some abductees report a buzzing sound while wearing the helmet. Others report no sound and all and complete success with the helmet.

Contact this website for more information on grounding a thought screen helmet.

[b]I guess this would limit your mobility a little, huh?[b]