Just for Johnny, My hero

jcarter · 03-18-2008, 07:15 PM

2. Asstastic 41 up, 15 down

Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus

Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

4. asstastic 23 up, 15 down

(adj.)having a great ass

Man that girl is asstastic!

5. Asstastic 20 up, 15 down

Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick.

"I just saw Sin City! It was Asstastic!"

8. asstastic 5 up, 7 down

A fine fine looking ass

This girl was so asstastic she was worthy of a tossed salad

9. asstastic 9 up, 11 down

a combination of ass and fantastic. for when fantastic just doesn't cut it.

Damn that '63 Fender Strat is asstastic!

10. asstastic 7 up, 12 down

Slang. A word used to define a really awsome or great time.

Man, that was totally Asstastic!

11. asstastic 2 up, 9 down

a fine ass, comprable to an ass, smelling of fudge, pseudo pretty, well dressed, and last but not least "the term used to describe them fine bitches and ho's"

an asstastic ###
time
girl
place

:deadh orse:

johnny · 03-18-2008, 07:19 PM

Did you make that up or are there other people out there as fucked up as we are?

jcarter · 03-18-2008, 07:21 PM

Urban Dictionary: asstasticasstastic cool gnarly killer sick tight wicked craptacular famazing hack-tack-a-riffic hackirrific hacktacular hacktastic hacky insane manly mantastic ...
Urban Dictionary: asstastic - 24k

johnny · 03-18-2008, 07:26 PM

Hahah! ok! Thanks for posting. I see that there are people out there that we want found and shot now.

jcarter · 03-18-2008, 07:28 PM

I need to find thier trailor park and join them! HA!

jcarter · 03-18-2008, 07:36 PM

Sorry man, had to take my attention away from the tables. played what I thought to be good poker tonight except for 3 hands it cost me $80 and 400 FPP...

johnny · 03-18-2008, 07:44 PM

As long as you're not still playing when you do that!

jcarter · 03-18-2008, 07:49 PM

I am now! HA! tried bumping up a level tonight.... So now i am back at the .10/.20 trying to grind back to even before the night is over....

03-18-2008, 07:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
jcarter Grinder Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 668	Just for Johnny, My hero 2. Asstastic 41 up, 15 down Adjective. Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior. Synonym: Bootylicious Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole. Synonym: Colossus Assholus Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!" 4. asstastic 23 up, 15 down (adj.)having a great ass Man that girl is asstastic! 5. Asstastic 20 up, 15 down Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick. "I just saw Sin City! It was Asstastic!" 8. asstastic 5 up, 7 down A fine fine looking ass This girl was so asstastic she was worthy of a tossed salad 9. asstastic 9 up, 11 down a combination of ass and fantastic. for when fantastic just doesn't cut it. Damn that '63 Fender Strat is asstastic! 10. asstastic 7 up, 12 down Slang. A word used to define a really awsome or great time. Man, that was totally Asstastic! 11. asstastic 2 up, 9 down a fine ass, comprable to an ass, smelling of fudge, pseudo pretty, well dressed, and last but not least "the term used to describe them fine bitches and ho's" an asstastic ### time girl place :deadh orse:

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03-18-2008, 07:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 5,978	Did you make that up or are there other people out there as fucked up as we are?

03-18-2008, 07:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
jcarter Grinder Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 668	Urban Dictionary: asstasticasstastic cool gnarly killer sick tight wicked craptacular famazing hack-tack-a-riffic hackirrific hacktacular hacktastic hacky insane manly mantastic ... Urban Dictionary: asstastic - 24k

03-18-2008, 07:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 5,978	Hahah! ok! Thanks for posting. I see that there are people out there that we want found and shot now.

03-18-2008, 07:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
jcarter Grinder Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 668	I need to find thier trailor park and join them! HA!

03-18-2008, 07:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
jcarter Grinder Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 668	Sorry man, had to take my attention away from the tables. played what I thought to be good poker tonight except for 3 hands it cost me $80 and 400 FPP...

03-18-2008, 07:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 5,978	As long as you're not still playing when you do that!

03-18-2008, 07:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
jcarter Grinder Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 668	I am now! HA! tried bumping up a level tonight.... So now i am back at the .10/.20 trying to grind back to even before the night is over....

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