Where's Johnny when I need him

thebatsman · 12-07-2007, 11:02 PM

Played a 10.00 Mtt nothing ...Then won a $5. Sng for 60.00 so took my profit and enterd a 20.00 Mtt 105 ish players.
Some of these Fucktards play Like its a Freeroll .......Mini ....raising all night with monsters or shit

Ist notable hand ....Can't use converter it's Titan

I push my pocket Qs 2 callers A/4o and J/10C

flop is 8/9/Q

My Qs lose :banghead:

work my way back up to 30 ish 60 left

Utg I raise 4x the blind With A/A One caller C/o calls with5/7s flop is 5/7/9/ I lose to 2 pair :banghead:

I am shell shocked by now still work my way back and in SB... raise my A/ks 3x bb calls flop is K/5/2 I lose again To K/5s :banghead:

Work my way back a little down to final 700 chips

Push all In with pocket Js Fucking douche bag asshole calls withA/2 flop 9/2/2 I 'm toast finnished 40 ish OTM

I expected more in the 20's There is still assholes in theses and fuck them :evil: :evil: :evil:

johnny · 12-07-2007, 11:23 PM

Jeeze dude. I think they are giving the donks christmas presents all month long. Maybe we should stay away until January!

I took a few hours off tonight because the beats were nasty again and logged on just after midnight now. 1st hand guy playing $40 at a $200 table limps in EP with AQs and ends up beating me. Next a guy minraises in MP at a $100 table and call in the BB with 46o because fucking minraise from a shortstack fucker what the fuck and i'm on monster tilt and I flop top pair open end straight draw. Since he's s short, hey! why not? Except he minraised in MP with AA and I didn't improve.

johnny · 12-07-2007, 11:32 PM

You know, that AA < 57 hand of yours convinces me. Merry Christmas donkeys! That hand is just gross. We need to live closer so we can just go out for some beers when this shit happens.

Ugignadl · 12-07-2007, 11:37 PM

It's gross, but we all love the donkeys.

Deep down.

Beers sound good Johnny, I've been hitting the grog a bit more lately when I really should be working more. Not with any poker guys tho :(.

johnny · 12-07-2007, 11:46 PM

If we all lived in drinking distance it would be (borrowing the Esfandiari/Laak/Hanson vernacular) sick. And no poker table or vagina would be safe.

Just got kings busted! hehe Tight player who doesn't continuation bet bets out on an A high flop so i folded. Then Quad Jacks didn't get paid off. Man, when this evens out it's gunna be nice!

However, discovered that 5 tabling I can get my 200 points worth of play in in about 40 minutes! Got my Saturday play done so now I can go terrorize the new casino with Snickers tomorrow.

12-07-2007, 11:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
thebatsman 2007 Forum Challenge Winner Join Date: May 2007 Location: great white north Posts: 1,581	Where's Johnny when I need him Played a 10.00 Mtt nothing ...Then won a $5. Sng for 60.00 so took my profit and enterd a 20.00 Mtt 105 ish players. Some of these Fucktards play Like its a Freeroll .......Mini ....raising all night with monsters or shit Ist notable hand ....Can't use converter it's Titan I push my pocket Qs 2 callers A/4o and J/10C flop is 8/9/Q My Qs lose :banghead: work my way back up to 30 ish 60 left Utg I raise 4x the blind With A/A One caller C/o calls with5/7s flop is 5/7/9/ I lose to 2 pair :banghead: I am shell shocked by now still work my way back and in SB... raise my A/ks 3x bb calls flop is K/5/2 I lose again To K/5s :banghead: Work my way back a little down to final 700 chips Push all In with pocket Js Fucking douche bag asshole calls withA/2 flop 9/2/2 I 'm toast finnished 40 ish OTM I expected more in the 20's There is still assholes in theses and fuck them :evil: :evil: :evil: __________________ "Beer a proud sponsor of casual sex since 1857"

12-07-2007, 11:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,110	Re: Where's Johnny when I need him Jeeze dude. I think they are giving the donks christmas presents all month long. Maybe we should stay away until January! I took a few hours off tonight because the beats were nasty again and logged on just after midnight now. 1st hand guy playing $40 at a $200 table limps in EP with AQs and ends up beating me. Next a guy minraises in MP at a $100 table and call in the BB with 46o because fucking minraise from a shortstack fucker what the fuck and i'm on monster tilt and I flop top pair open end straight draw. Since he's s short, hey! why not? Except he minraised in MP with AA and I didn't improve. __________________ Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days. 11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy 11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit Mirage: FU PKOER Mirage: F Mirage: U Mirage: FUFUFU Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

12-07-2007, 11:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,110	Re: Where's Johnny when I need him You know, that AA < 57 hand of yours convinces me. Merry Christmas donkeys! That hand is just gross. We need to live closer so we can just go out for some beers when this shit happens. __________________ Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days. 11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy 11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit Mirage: FU PKOER Mirage: F Mirage: U Mirage: FUFUFU Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

12-07-2007, 11:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugignadl Drunken Aussie Join Date: May 2007 Location: Aussieland Posts: 7,707	Re: Where's Johnny when I need him It's gross, but we all love the donkeys. Deep down. Beers sound good Johnny, I've been hitting the grog a bit more lately when I really should be working more. Not with any poker guys tho :(. __________________ I have been blogging. Last updated April 29th. http://www.feltpoker.com/blogs/ugignadl/

12-07-2007, 11:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,110	Re: Where's Johnny when I need him If we all lived in drinking distance it would be (borrowing the Esfandiari/Laak/Hanson vernacular) sick. And no poker table or vagina would be safe. Just got kings busted! hehe Tight player who doesn't continuation bet bets out on an A high flop so i folded. Then Quad Jacks didn't get paid off. Man, when this evens out it's gunna be nice! However, discovered that 5 tabling I can get my 200 points worth of play in in about 40 minutes! Got my Saturday play done so now I can go terrorize the new casino with Snickers tomorrow. __________________ Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days. 11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy 11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit Mirage: FU PKOER Mirage: F Mirage: U Mirage: FUFUFU Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

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