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Old 04-29-2008, 07:54 AM
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Default Thoroughly outplay a TAG and get raped

I've been calling him ip and making these little ghey bets repeatedly and taking down pots. When he mashed the pot button to c/r me on the flop, I knew he was FOS... so awesome to completely own someones soul and get it in so good with such a weak hand and such bs to get stacked anyway aspdoigjapsofdgasdfghpiuasdfhgiahgpito9hedjgbmsdfu


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MP: $105.50
Hero (CO): $165.65
BTN: $100.45
SB: $100
BB: $100
UTG: $118.25

Pre-Flop: 9 J dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, MP raises to $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($8.50) 4 3 9 (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $5, MP raises to $19.50, Hero calls $14.50

Turn: ($47.50) 5 (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $24, MP raises to $82.50 and is All-In, Hero calls $58.50

River: ($212.50) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $212.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed T 8 (a pair of Tens) and WON $209.50 (+$104 NET)
Hero showed 9 J (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$105.50 NET)

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Old 04-29-2008, 08:36 AM
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:06 AM
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Brag post: You're playing at a table with the lowest player at 100bbs. You can't fool me!
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:16 PM
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Brag post: You're playing at a table with the lowest player at 100bbs. You can't fool me!
I've got some awesome hands vs. shortstacks I played yesterday that I meant to show you on AIM that you would be proud of, but you were never on. Might as well post 'em up here!


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HAND #1
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BB: $21
UTG: $33.85
MP: $79.35
CO: $138.70
BTN: $41.15
Hero (SB): $102

Pre-Flop: J J dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG raises to $3.50, MP calls $3.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $13, BB folds, UTG calls $9.50, MP calls $9.50

Flop: ($40) 9 9 2 (3 Players)
Hero bets $22, UTG calls $20.85 and is All-In, MP raises to $66.35 and is All-In, Hero calls $44.35

Turn: ($193.55) 3 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($193.55) J (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $193.55 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG showed 2 2 (a full house, Twos full of Nines) and LOST (-$33.85 NET) AHAHAHAHA SWEEEET JUSTICE
MP showed 6 6 (two pair, Nines and Sixes) and LOST (-$79.35 NET)
Hero showed J J (a full house, Jacks full of Nines) and WON $190.55 (+$111.20 NET)




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BB: $19.50
UTG: $20
CO: $137.20
BTN: $33.65
Hero (SB): $222

UTG posts $1
Pre-Flop: 4 Q dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG checks, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks

Flop: ($3) A 6 5 (3 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $1.80, UTG calls $1.80, Hero calls $1.80

Turn: ($8.40) 7 (3 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $16.70 and is All-In, UTG calls $16.70, Hero raises to $33.40, UTG calls $0.50 and is All-In

River: ($59.50) Q (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $59.50 Pot ($2.95 Rake)
BB showed 5 8 (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$19.50 NET) lol
UTG showed 3 8 (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$20 NET) lollllllllll
Hero showed 4 Q (a flush, Ace high) and WON $56.55 (+$36.55 NET)




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HAND #3
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BB: $100.60
UTG: $97.40
MP: $167.45
CO: $23.35
Hero (BTN): $105.70
SB: $157.55

Pre-Flop: A J dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, CO calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) Q 8 9 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $4, CO raises to $18.85 and is All-In, Hero calls $14.85

Turn: ($48.20) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($48.20) 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $48.20 Pot ($2.40 Rake)
CO showed J T (a straight, Queen high) and WON $22.90 (-$0.45 NET)
Hero showed A J (a straight, Queen high) and WON $22.90 (-$0.45 NET) hahahaha I'm a donkey... ship it
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OMG, Are you immune to the Brag curse or something???
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:21 PM
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lol u run goot!

I'm taking the last 3 days of the month to see how easy it might be to play to Silverstar on Stars just for a little experiment. I'm debating switching sites, but only if I know I can get Supernova with the same amount of play I have going now. It would be nice to not have to space my play over 25 days per month to keep achieving Iron Man level. So, I'm going to play with low level VIP stuff on my Full Tilt days off and see what kind of value I can get out of their VIP program. There seem to be just as many shortstacks! And I'm a little loathe to play $1/$2 there yet since I only have $800 on the site. However, their Omaha table selection is better. I still can't stand the lobby.

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Old 04-29-2008, 01:41 PM
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I hear you re: PS, I sometimes have the same thoughts. But, I <3 rakeback and not being able to mine PS means coming in at a slight disadvantage to the other regs... but they don't know my game either, so maybe that's a bit silly. The end decider for me is the software really, I love FTP's software (when it's not lagging.)
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:57 PM
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Yep, the software is better at Tilt. I think there is an ebb and flow to the players and one site becomes sharkier than the other at times. Full Tilt has definitely gotten more difficult lately. Still, the decision is agonizing because the damn Iron Man promotion builds month to month and if I stop and miss a month it will take 12 months of play to regain the level I'm at now.
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Old 04-29-2008, 07:06 PM
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My problem is that I'm going to lose my $800 roll on Stars trying to clear a $125 bonus... again. I really should stay off the site as I hemmorage money on there like crazy. Villain here was 85% VP and crazy wild... so of course when he hits here he leaves the table so fast I can't even click his name to make a note.

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BB: $20
UTG: $46.75
UTG+1: $65.90
UTG+2: $17
Hero (MP1): $97
MP2: $80.20
CO: $40.35
BTN: $97.85
SB: $119.70

Pre-Flop: Q A dealt to Hero (MP1)
UTG calls $1, UTG+1 calls $1, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $5, 5 folds, UTG calls $4, UTG+1 calls $4

Flop: ($16.50) 7 A 4 (3 Players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $12, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $12

Turn: ($40.50) 7 (2 Players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $26, UTG+1 raises to $48.90 and is All-In, Hero calls $22.90

River: ($138.30) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $138.30 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG+1 showed 7 5 (a flush, Ace high) and WON $135.30 (+$69.40 NET)
Hero mucked Q A and LOST (-$65.90 NET)


Hand after that I lose the rest to a guy with Q9 (his stats 70VP, 0 PFR), always the nuts. I can't remember a Pokerstars bonus that I've cleared that hasn't cost me at least $200.

Oh, he won and left the table too.

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