Teh muppetz, they smoke teh crack!

CrazeeAsh · 06-27-2008, 04:20 AM

Ok so I hate raw hand history as much as the next but flopturnriver wouldn't work for me so here it is. Pretty much the funniest thing that's happened to me all day!

PokerStars Game #18412596223: Tournament #92504113, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/06/27 - 06:09:38 (ET)
Table '92504113 69' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: sancry (1570 in chips)
Seat 2: Thameel (1490 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: Equlibrium7 (1410 in chips)
Seat 4: KKKKKKKKK337 (1470 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: crazeeash (1250 in chips)
Seat 6: piahottt (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: whitepig75 (1620 in chips)
Seat 8: bubbasway12 (1670 in chips)
Seat 9: **lukai46 (1540 in chips)
bubbasway12: posts small blind 10
**lukai46: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to crazeeash [Jd Kh]
sancry: folds
Thameel: folds
Equlibrium7: calls 20
KKKKKKKKK337: folds
crazeeash: raises 40 to 60
piahottt: folds
whitepig75: folds
bubbasway12: folds
**lukai46: raises 40 to 100
Equlibrium7: folds
crazeeash: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Jc 6s Ks]
**lukai46: checks
crazeeash: bets 200
**lukai46: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Jc 6s Ks] [4s]
**lukai46: checks
crazeeash: bets 600
**lukai46: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [Jc 6s Ks 4s] [9h]
**lukai46: checks
crazeeash: bets 350 and is all-in
**lukai46: calls 350
*** SHOW DOWN ***
crazeeash: shows [Jd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
**lukai46: shows [8d Ad] (high card Ace)
crazeeash collected 2530 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2530 | Rake 0
Board [Jc 6s Ks 4s 9h]
Seat 1: sancry folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Thameel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Equlibrium7 folded before Flop
Seat 4: KKKKKKKKK337 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: crazeeash showed [Jd Kh] and won (2530) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 6: piahottt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: whitepig75 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bubbasway12 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: **lukai46 (big blind) showed [8d Ad] and lost with high card Ace
crazeeash: ace high
crazeeash: are u smoking crack
**lukai46: you are stupid
Dealer: Game 18412606521: Equlibrium7 wins pot (135)
Dealer: **lukai46, it's your turn. You have 12 seconds to act
crazeeash: im not the one who minreraises preflop with ace rag and calls off his whole stack with a mere ace high

Ugignadl · 06-27-2008, 06:51 AM

amazing

bigloser2448 · 06-27-2008, 06:56 AM

Freerolls. gotta love'em.

BTW, try leggo's converter. There's a link on here somewhere.

MewsicLovr · 06-27-2008, 08:14 AM

Wow, people in freerolls play terribly? I never would have known that.

TD · 06-27-2008, 09:40 AM

sevens · 06-27-2008, 11:09 AM

I don't like raw HHs either.

Poker Stars Freeroll No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: t1570
UTG+1: t1490
UTG+2: t1410
MP1: t1470
Hero (MP2): t1250
CO: t1470
BTN: t1620
SB: t1670
BB: t1540

Pre Flop: Hero is MP2 with J

K

2 folds, UTG+2 calls t20, 1 fold, Hero raises to t60, 3 folds, BB raises to t100, 1 fold, Hero calls t40

Flop: (t230) J

6

K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t200, BB calls t200

Turn: (t630) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t600, BB calls t600

River: (t1830) 9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t350 all in, BB calls t350

Final Pot: t2530
Hero shows Jd Kh (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
BB shows 8d Ad (high card Ace)
Hero wins t2530

edit: lol awesome! He was tarping ldo.

bigloser2448 · 06-27-2008, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MewsicLovr

Wow, people in freerolls play terribly? I never would have known that.

I'd find that statement funny if I never saw that kind of of play in $2, $5, or even $10 buyin tournaments. Sure it's farther with fewer in between, but it happens all too often.

sfustsh · 06-27-2008, 03:05 PM

crazeeash: ace high
crazeeash: are u smoking crack

lmao

CrazeeAsh · 06-27-2008, 04:22 PM

I think regardless of the fact that it's a freeroll it's still something that is only done after smoking crack. I just love the part where he calls me stupid

Oh, thanks for converting it for me sevens!!

Carrera · 06-27-2008, 07:09 PM

raw HH all the way!

06-27-2008, 04:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
CrazeeAsh School Fish Join Date: May 2008 Location: Neverland Posts: 116	Teh muppetz, they smoke teh crack! Ok so I hate raw hand history as much as the next but flopturnriver wouldn't work for me so here it is. Pretty much the funniest thing that's happened to me all day! PokerStars Game #18412596223: Tournament #92504113, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/06/27 - 06:09:38 (ET) Table '92504113 69' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: sancry (1570 in chips) Seat 2: Thameel (1490 in chips) is sitting out Seat 3: Equlibrium7 (1410 in chips) Seat 4: KKKKKKKKK337 (1470 in chips) is sitting out Seat 5: crazeeash (1250 in chips) Seat 6: piahottt (1470 in chips) Seat 7: whitepig75 (1620 in chips) Seat 8: bubbasway12 (1670 in chips) Seat 9: lukai46 (1540 in chips) bubbasway12: posts small blind 10 lukai46: posts big blind 20 * HOLE CARDS * Dealt to crazeeash [Jd Kh] sancry: folds Thameel: folds Equlibrium7: calls 20 KKKKKKKKK337: folds crazeeash: raises 40 to 60 piahottt: folds whitepig75: folds bubbasway12: folds lukai46: raises 40 to 100 Equlibrium7: folds crazeeash: calls 40 * FLOP * [Jc 6s Ks] lukai46: checks crazeeash: bets 200 lukai46: calls 200 * TURN * [Jc 6s Ks] [4s] lukai46: checks crazeeash: bets 600 lukai46: calls 600 * RIVER * [Jc 6s Ks 4s] [9h] lukai46: checks crazeeash: bets 350 and is all-in lukai46: calls 350 * SHOW DOWN * crazeeash: shows [Jd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks) lukai46: shows [8d Ad] (high card Ace) crazeeash collected 2530 from pot * SUMMARY * Total pot 2530 \| Rake 0 Board [Jc 6s Ks 4s 9h] Seat 1: sancry folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Thameel folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: Equlibrium7 folded before Flop Seat 4: KKKKKKKKK337 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: crazeeash showed [Jd Kh] and won (2530) with two pair, Kings and Jacks Seat 6: piahottt folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: whitepig75 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bubbasway12 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: lukai46 (big blind) showed [8d Ad] and lost with high card Ace crazeeash: ace high crazeeash: are u smoking crack lukai46: you are stupid Dealer: Game 18412606521: Equlibrium7 wins pot (135) Dealer: **lukai46, it's your turn. You have 12 seconds to act crazeeash: im not the one who minreraises preflop with ace rag and calls off his whole stack with a mere ace high

06-27-2008, 06:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
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06-27-2008, 06:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
bigloser2448 Whale Hunter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bakersfield Posts: 2,852	Freerolls. gotta love'em. BTW, try leggo's converter. There's a link on here somewhere. __________________ Check out Bigloser's Blog: The Genesis of a Micro-Grinder... http://www.feltpoker.com/blogs/bigloser (updated 5/25/08 )

06-27-2008, 09:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
TD School Fish Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding the Earth Posts: 237	__________________ sfustsh: I just assumed johnny's post were him getting busted by a shortstack...

06-27-2008, 11:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
sevens Grinder Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 808	I don't like raw HHs either. Poker Stars Freeroll No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com UTG: t1570 UTG+1: t1490 UTG+2: t1410 MP1: t1470 Hero (MP2): t1250 CO: t1470 BTN: t1620 SB: t1670 BB: t1540 Pre Flop: Hero is MP2 with J K 2 folds, UTG+2 calls t20, 1 fold, Hero raises to t60, 3 folds, BB raises to t100, 1 fold, Hero calls t40 Flop: (t230) J 6 K (2 players) BB checks, Hero bets t200, BB calls t200 Turn: (t630) 4 (2 players) BB checks, Hero bets t600, BB calls t600 River: (t1830) 9 (2 players) BB checks, Hero bets t350 all in, BB calls t350 Final Pot: t2530 Hero shows Jd Kh (two pair, Kings and Jacks) BB shows 8d Ad (high card Ace) Hero wins t2530 edit: lol awesome! He was tarping ldo. __________________ sevens' blog The adventures of a micro-grinder! Updated 8/20 "Stake Update - Day 3" The basics of a solid TAG Game strat video "double gutshot" - twice as good as a single gutshot!

06-27-2008, 08:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
MewsicLovr Forum Master Join Date: May 2007 Location: perpetually exhausted Posts: 6,469	Wow, people in freerolls play terribly? I never would have known that.

06-27-2008, 03:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
sfustsh Whale Hunter Join Date: May 2007 Location: Rocking the micros Posts: 4,546	crazeeash: ace high crazeeash: are u smoking crack lmao __________________ Carrera: fuck you as just above it means big bet. so again fuck off

06-27-2008, 04:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
CrazeeAsh School Fish Join Date: May 2008 Location: Neverland Posts: 116	I think regardless of the fact that it's a freeroll it's still something that is only done after smoking crack. I just love the part where he calls me stupid Oh, thanks for converting it for me sevens!!

06-27-2008, 07:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Carrera Whale Hunter Join Date: May 2007 Location: Switzerland, France Posts: 2,549	raw HH all the way! __________________ Attempting to blog at Carrera's Felt Poker blog (updated 16-5)

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