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Old 06-16-2008, 12:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Have been pummelling my ass so bad tonight.... holy fuck. TD, i swear if you chase me and do this I will hunt your ass down in real life.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
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UTG+1: $34
Hero (MP1): $212.80
MP2: $76.25
CO: $72.20
BTN: $339.90
SB: $87.25
BB: $79
UTG: $98.20

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (MP1)
UTG calls $2, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $9, MP2 folds, CO calls $9, BTN folds, SB raises to $28, 2 folds, Hero raises to $212.80 and is All-In, CO calls $63.20 and is All-In, SB calls $59.25 and is All-In

Flop: ($250.70) K 7 8 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($250.70) 6 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($250.70) 9 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $250.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$87.25 NET)
CO showed 4 6 (a pair of Sixes) and LOST (-$72.20 NET)
SB showed 8 T (a straight, Ten high) and WON $247.70 (+$160.45 NET)

They both left the table, goes without saying.

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Old 06-16-2008, 12:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I sussed it..... Fathers Day late night = DRUNK DADS

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UTG+1: $36.55
Hero (MP1): $200
MP2: $198
CO: $41
BTN: $330.90
SB: $295.70
BB: $80
UTG: $33.25

Pre-Flop: A J dealt to Hero (MP1)
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, 3 folds, SB raises to $12, BB folds, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($26) 7 J 2 (2 Players)
SB bets $14, Hero calls $14

Turn: ($54) T (2 Players)
SB bets $34, Hero raises to $174 and is All-In, SB calls $140

River: ($402) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $402 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A J (a pair of Jacks) and WON $399 (+$199 NET)
SB showed T 3 (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$200 NET)

BTW.... flat call flop yada yada metagame yada villain based yada yada you don't play TPTK the same way every single time AMIRITE? yada yada...
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Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES



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Old 06-16-2008, 05:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Quite creative .
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lol oh man all I see is awesome table selection. GJ johnny!
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Daddy likes vs muppets.
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Old 06-21-2008, 07:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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When shortstacks become the overwhelming force they cannibalize. It's true.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
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SB: $36.80
BB: $55.50
UTG: $20
UTG+1: $168.80
MP1: $19.10
MP2: $145.50
CO: $79.20
Hero (BTN): $111.50

Pre-Flop: 8 9 dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, MP1 raises to $19.10 and is All-In, MP2 folds, CO raises to $79.20 and is All-In, 3 folds

Flop: ($39.70) 9 K 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($39.70) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($39.70) 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $39.70 Pot ($1.95 Rake)
MP1 showed 3 Q (a flush, King high) and WON $37.75 (+$18.65 NET)
CO showed J K (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and LOST (-$19.10 NET)

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MP1: $36.30
MP2: $54
CO: $24.55
BTN: $164.30
SB: $29.75
BB: $136
UTG: $57.10
Hero (UTG+1): $132.30

Pre-Flop: 3 T dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG calls $1, 5 folds, SB raises to $4, BB folds, UTG calls $3

Flop: ($9) Q 6 T (2 Players)
SB bets $25, UTG raises to $53.10 and is All-In, SB calls $0.75 and is All-In

Turn: ($60.50) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($60.50) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $60.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed A 9 (Ace Queen high) and LOST (-$29.75 NET)
UTG showed Q 7 (a pair of Queens) and WON $57.50 (+$27.75 NET)



God, tonight is going to suck. They are all over the tables.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
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MP1: $227.40
Hero (MP2): $101.50
CO: $20
BTN: $113.20
SB: $105.50
BB: $40
UTG: $146.70
UTG+1: $93.35

Pre-Flop: J J dealt to Hero (MP2)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $1, MP1 calls $1, Hero raises to $5.50, 3 folds, BB raises to $40 and is All-In, 3 folds

Results: $13.50 Pot
BB mucked and WON $13.50 (+$8 NET)
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Mirage: FUFUFU
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Old 06-21-2008, 07:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol

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UTG+1: $164.80
MP: $408.95
CO: $200
BTN: $200
Hero (SB): $200
BB: $222.10
UTG: $404.95

Pre-Flop: T 5 dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, UTG+1 calls $2, 3 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($4) T 7 2 (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($ J (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $2, Hero calls $2

River: ($12) 2 (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

Results: $12 Pot ($0.60 Rake)
UTG+1 showed K K (two pair, Kings and Twos) and WON $11.40 (+$5.40 NET)
Hero mucked T 5 (two pair, Tens and Twos) and LOST (-$6 NET)
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Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES


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Old 06-21-2008, 10:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yep... it's been a fucking horrible night.

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UTG: $90.90
UTG+1: $103.25
Hero (MP1): $103
MP2: $47.05
CO: $20
BTN: $70
SB: $100
BB: $73

CO posts $1
Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (MP1)
2 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, MP2 calls $4.50, 4 folds

Flop: ($11.50) 2 6 5 (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $7, Hero raises to $18, MP2 raises to $42.55 and is All-In, Hero calls $24.55

Turn: ($96.60) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($96.60) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $96.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$47.05 NET)
MP2 showed T T (three of a kind, Tens) and WON $93.60 (+$46.55 NET)
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Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
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CO: $36.55
Hero (BTN): $205.70
SB: $246.70
BB: $20.55
UTG: $200

Pre-Flop: Q K dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO calls $2, Hero raises to $9, 2 folds, CO calls $7

Flop: ($21) 8 Q A (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $15, CO raises to $27.55 and is All-In, Hero calls $12.55

Turn: ($76.10) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($76.10) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $76.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed 8 Q (two pair, Queens and Eights) and WON $73.10 (+$36.55 NET)
Hero showed Q K (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$36.55 NET)
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Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Shortstack is in my straight flushes, fucking up my equities

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CO: $96.35
Hero (BTN): $100.90
SB: $79.95
BB: $30.40
UTG: $61.40
UTG+1: $114.55
MP: $87.75

Pre-Flop: T Q dealt to Hero (BTN)
4 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) 9 5 J (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $97.40 and is All-In, BB calls $16.90 and is All-In

Turn: ($61.30) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($61.30) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $61.30 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed T Q (a straight flush, Queen high) and WON $58.30 (+$27.90 NET)
BB showed A J (two pair, Aces and Jacks) and LOST (-$30.40 NET)
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11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit


Mirage: FU PKOER
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Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES


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