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Old 07-10-2008, 01:02 PM
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Hero posts $1
Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG raises to $4.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $11, 3 folds, UTG calls $6.50

Flop: ($23.50) 5 4 J (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $14, UTG calls $14

Turn: ($51.50) 3 (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $35, UTG folds

Results: $51.50 Pot ($2.55 Rake)
Hero mucked K K and WON $48.95 (+$23.95 NET)


villain: this bastard never stop
villain: afraid of nothing crap donk
villain: folded kk
villain folds



Haha, not bloody likely you nit.
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:26 PM
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LOLOLOLOLO!

Probably AQ or something.

I'm definitely digging the way he c/c flop with KK though. Then to fold on the turn?? Man that's power poker sir!
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:40 PM
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villain: this bastard never stop
villain: afraid of nothing crap donk
villain: folded kk
villain folds



Haha, not bloody likely you nit.
Had to read it again, HAHAHAHAHA!!
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:50 PM
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[x] he rivered him

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
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Hero (UTG): $185.60
MP: $200
CO: $92.80
BTN: $203.80
SB: $64.30
BB: $206.05

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $3.50, 3 folds, SB calls $3, BB folds

Flop: ($ 8 7 Q (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls $5

Turn: ($1 7 (2 Players)
SB bets $10, Hero calls $10

River: ($3 T (2 Players)
SB bets $38, Hero raises to $76, SB calls $7.80 and is All-In

Results: $129.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Sevens) and WON $126.60 (+$62.30 NET)
SB mucked T A (two pair, Tens and Sevens) and LOST (-$64.30 NET)
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:51 PM
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LOLOLOLOLO!

Probably AQ or something.

I'm definitely digging the way he c/c flop with KK though. Then to fold on the turn?? Man that's power poker sir!
I think he had the and knew I couldn't have the nut flush and so he's Mayor McSalty.
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:01 PM
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[x] he flopped himself

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
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SB: $357.80
Hero (BB): $177.95
UTG: $101.30
UTG+1: $229.65
MP1: $241.45
MP2: $227.85
CO: $204
BTN: $18

Pre-Flop: 2 5 dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG calls $2, 5 folds, SB calls $1, Hero checks

Flop: ($6) 6 3 4 (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $18, SB folds,

Hero: lol
Hero: ya right

Hero raises to $175.95 and is All-In, UTG calls $81.30 and is All-In

Turn: ($204.60) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($204.60) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $204.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 2 5 (a straight, Six high) and WON $201.60 (+$100.30 NET)
UTG showed 5 5 (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$101.30 NET)
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Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES



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Old 07-10-2008, 02:12 PM
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Oh man, is this against the same villain or something?????????

Also, Mayor McSalty = WIN!!!!!
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:31 PM
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These last two are the same villain

[x] he resqueezed himself

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Hero (BTN): $289.75
SB: $157
BB: $136.35
UTG: $200
UTG+1: $258.65
MP: $246.40
CO: $38.20

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, CO calls $2, Hero raises to $9, SB raises to $16, 2 folds, Hero raises to $45, SB calls $29

Flop: ($94) J 8 7 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $65, SB folds

Results: $94 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked Q Q and WON $91 (+$46 NET)
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:41 PM
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Also, johnny = WIN!!!!!
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I love these threads *sniff*
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