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Old 07-16-2008, 11:01 PM
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Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $65.25
UTG: $109.75
UTG+1: $426.25
MP: $114.50
CO: $367.90
BTN: $195
Hero (SB): $331.40

Pre-Flop: J J dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG calls $2, UTG+1 folds, MP calls $2, CO raises to $11, BTN folds, Hero raises to $39, BB folds, UTG calls $37, MP folds, CO calls $28

Flop: ($121) 9 6 6 (3 Players)
Hero bets $75, UTG calls $70.75 and is All-In, CO calls $75

Turn: ($341.75) 2 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)
Hero bets $217.40 and is All-In, CO calls $217.40

River: ($776.55) Q (3 Players - 2 are All-In)

Results: $776.55 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG showed 8 9 (two pair, Nines and Sixes) and LOST (-$109.75 NET)
CO showed 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Sixes) and WON $773.55 (+$442.15 NET)
Hero showed J J (two pair, Jacks and Sixes) and LOST (-$331.40 NET)
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:05 PM
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OK, here's my thousand dollars in losses for the night.


Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
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BB: $199.90
UTG: $100.40
UTG+1: $230.80
Hero (MP1): $224.75
MP2: $114.90
CO: $184.20
BTN: $206.25
SB: $200

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (MP1)
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, 4 folds, BB raises to $22, Hero calls $15

Flop: ($45) Q 7 K (2 Players)
BB bets $30, Hero calls $30

Turn: ($105) J (2 Players)
BB bets $50, Hero raises to $172.75 and is All-In, BB calls $97.90 and is All-In

River: ($400.80) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $400.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed A A (a flush, Ace high) and WON $397.80 (+$197.90 NET)
Hero showed Q Q (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$199.90 NET)
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11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit


Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES


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Old 07-16-2008, 11:18 PM
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This is like dueling people with rubber chickens. I can't believe I lost so much tonight.

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SB: $202.60
BB: $151.50
Hero (UTG): $262
UTG+1: $74.35
MP: $40.25
CO: $203.85
BTN: $132.75

Pre-Flop: Q A dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $7, UTG+1 raises to $74.35 and is All-In, MP calls $40.25 and is All-In, 5 folds

Flop: ($90.50) A 5 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($90.50) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($90.50) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $90.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG+1 showed A A (a full house, Aces full of Fives) and WON $87.50 (+$47.25 NET)
MP showed Q K (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$40.25 NET)
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11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit


Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES


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Old 07-16-2008, 11:25 PM
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OK I'm done

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CO: $59
BTN: $200
SB: $78
BB: $200
UTG: $101.65
UTG+1: $823.95
MP1: $201
Hero (MP2): $264.85

Pre-Flop: 2 2 dealt to Hero (MP2)
3 folds, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, SB calls $6, BB calls $5

Flop: ($21) 7 2 4 (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($21) 5 (3 Players)
SB bets $19, BB calls $19, Hero raises to $59, SB folds, BB raises to $99, Hero raises to $257.85 and is All-In, BB calls $94 and is All-In

River: ($426) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $426 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens) and WON $423 (+$223 NET)
Hero showed 2 2 (three of a kind,) and LOST (-$200 NET)
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11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
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Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES


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Old 07-17-2008, 10:48 AM
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:45 PM
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Ahhh, first hand played today and I'm obviously still on monkey tilt. Villain is 20/0 and check raises 33%, odd chap.

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CO: $81.75
Hero (BTN): $197
SB: $157.35
BB: $345
UTG: $120.10
MP: $200

Pre-Flop: 9 8 9 8 dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $7, SB folds, BB calls $5

Flop: ($15) 9 6 2 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $11, BB raises to $22, Hero calls $11

Turn: ($59) J (2 Players)
BB bets $36, Hero calls $36

River: ($131) 4 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Results: $131 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked 9 8 9 8 (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$65 NET)
BB showed Q Q (a pair of Queens) and WON $128 (+$63 NET)
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11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit


Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES


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Old 07-17-2008, 01:49 PM
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Rivered a bigger pair, rivered aces up, blah blah blah blah... What a flurry of opening hands, sure does seem like I'm destined to go busto. I'll post again when I'm broke....
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11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit


Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES


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Old 07-19-2008, 02:50 AM
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I guess this means you're not broke .
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