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Old 12-01-2007, 04:52 PM
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Can't wait for December! (Brag curses expire at the end of the month, right?).
Uh, that would be a "no".....

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Fucking great way to start off the month. And with the few total number of hands I play a month, I will be battling all month just to break even. :upset:
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Old 12-01-2007, 05:32 PM
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Ouch! Hope your luck turns Snicks.

I'm dead even so far... I don't play on the weekends usually so I haven't actually started :P
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:58 PM
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That sucks! Man, I feel your pain. That's how I started the last 2 or 3 months, losing a boatload on the 1st (See my Nov graph). It really fucks with your month. Grind it back! Or, we'll get it back at Mountaineer.
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Old 12-01-2007, 07:38 PM
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You know, for the 3rd month, maybe 4th? I've lost a full stack immediately with a boat when villain rivered a bigger boat. I'm just beside myself. Mother fucker limps on the button with K8 and beats my BB special eights full of sixes by hitting his K on the river.

Hey Full Tilt, you don't have to doom switch me so I lose a grand the first of every month to get me to play for the rest of the month to get it back. I'll play if I win too!
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Old 12-01-2007, 08:01 PM
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lost connection, came back, and misclick folded 88 unraised OTB and would have ended up being top boat in a big pot. I'm going to count that as another buy in lost.
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Old 12-01-2007, 09:01 PM
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I have AQ villian has AQ, Q high flop, we go nuts, he runner-runners the flush fucking fUFncnj FUCK THIS IS SO CUCKING RIFGGED I
m sp fucking ipissed off

every month on the1 st i lose my fucking ass
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Old 12-01-2007, 09:19 PM
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sorry about the thread takeover

gunna go break my fingers now so I can't log on to Tilt tomorrow
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Old 12-01-2007, 10:08 PM
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I ended November up about $60 due to some MTT wins. However, if you were to judge my progress based on how well my big pairs hold up, you'd probably think I want to quit poker by now. KK < AK, QQ < AQ, QQ < KT, however my AA is doing well. I think I'm about 2 for 5 with big pairs over the last 2 days.
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Old 12-02-2007, 04:24 AM
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Johnny, don't start playing until the 5th of each month, that should take care of it :)
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Old 12-03-2007, 12:52 AM
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You know Snickers, we're friends and all, but in regards to the Subject of this thread, well, I don't think we know each other enough as to where I'm comfortable taking you up on your offer.

:lol:

Hope you get it turned around, for real. The drop off in the graph slightly resembles my career.
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