Just awful:

PokerStars Game #18726980924: Tournament #95225785, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2008/07/10 - 19:08:10 (ET)
Table '95225785 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: pinseeker71 (4010 in chips)
Seat 3: mervhage (2950 in chips)
Seat 6: Beninito (1920 in chips)
Seat 7: limalow (8940 in chips)
Seat 8: bennyblunt (2095 in chips)
Seat 9: zauberfeeee (7085 in chips)
pinseeker71: posts the ante 50
mervhage: posts the ante 50
Beninito: posts the ante 50
limalow: posts the ante 50
bennyblunt: posts the ante 50
zauberfeeee: posts the ante 50
mervhage: posts small blind 300
Beninito: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
limalow: folds
bennyblunt: folds
zauberfeeee: folds
pinseeker71: folds
mervhage: raises 2300 to 2900 and is all-in
Beninito: calls 1270 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1030) returned to mervhage
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [Tc 4h 3s] []
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4h 3s 6h] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [3d 2s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Beninito: shows [Kh 3h] (a pair of Threes)
mervhage said, "win"
mervhage collected 4040 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4040 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 4h 3s 6h 5s]
Seat 2: pinseeker71 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mervhage (small blind) showed [3d 2s] and won (4040) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 6: Beninito (big blind) showed [Kh 3h] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 7: limalow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bennyblunt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: zauberfeeee folded before Flop (didn't bet)

puke, what a catch

oh God, heads up, i'm terrible HU player

Fuck you gay poker

PokerStars Game #18727161933: Tournament #95225785, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/07/10 - 19:16:59 (ET)
Table '95225785 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 3: mervhage (4350 in chips)
Seat 7: limalow (22650 in chips)
mervhage: posts the ante 50
limalow: posts the ante 50
limalow: posts small blind 400
mervhage: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
limalow: raises 1600 to 2400
mervhage: raises 1900 to 4300 and is all-in
limalow: calls 1900
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [7d Kc 7h] []
*** RIVER *** [7d Kc 7h Qd] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [Td Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
limalow: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Sevens)
limalow collected 8700 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8700 | Rake 0
Board [7d Kc 7h Qd 2d]
Seat 3: mervhage (big blind) showed [Td Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 7: limalow (button) (small blind) showed [7c 9d] and won (8700) with three of a kind, Sevens

You're number 2! You're number 2!

gg

sick last hand

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Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
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Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

I fucking told you royal flushes are -EV!!

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^ Apparently, at least I got something for playing these gay ass tournaments.

ahhh donkaments

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