Look at this fucker making a play at me PF. Then look at what he has!! Fucking rigged.

PokerStars Game #10578548579: Hold'em Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/06/23 - 11:17:36 (ET)
Table 'Dejopeja II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Velar ($136 in chips)
Seat 2: django70 ($105 in chips)
Seat 3: Yayas ($75.50 in chips)
Seat 4: PIZMO88 ($80 in chips)
Seat 5: Krenek ($106.50 in chips)
Seat 6: HBL1994 ($120.50 in chips)
Krenek: posts small blind $1
HBL1994: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Velar [9c Ad]
Velar: raises $2 to $4
django70: folds
Yayas: folds
PIZMO88: folds
Krenek: folds
HBL1994: raises $2 to $6
Velar: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [2c 5h 4d]
HBL1994: bets $2
Velar: calls $2
*** TURN *** [2c 5h 4d] [3d]
HBL1994: bets $4
Velar: raises $4 to $8
HBL1994: raises $4 to $12
Velar: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [2c 5h 4d 3d] [Qh]
HBL1994: bets $4
Velar: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HBL1994: shows [2d 6s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Velar: shows [9c Ad] (a straight, Ace to Five)
HBL1994 collected $47 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $49 | Rake $2
Board [2c 5h 4d 3d Qh]
Seat 1: Velar showed [9c Ad] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: django70 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Yayas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PIZMO88 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Krenek (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HBL1994 (big blind) showed [2d 6s] and won ($47) with a straight, Deuce to Six

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"Let me tell you how the internet screwed up poker. On the internet, when a guy sucks out on the river, you can't take him out back and break his fuckin' knees." - Deuce Fairbanks

Fuck that same mother fucker.

PokerStars Game #10578890843: Hold'em Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/06/23 - 11:45:47 (ET)
Table 'Dejopeja II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Velar ($128 in chips)
Seat 2: django70 ($166 in chips)
Seat 3: Simbbo ($126 in chips)
Seat 4: Mr. Double A ($59 in chips)
Seat 5: Krenek ($65.50 in chips)
Seat 6: HBL1994 ($84.50 in chips)
Velar: posts small blind $1
django70: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Velar [As Jh]
Simbbo: folds
Mr. Double A: folds
Krenek: calls $2
HBL1994: raises $2 to $4
Velar: raises $2 to $6
django70: folds
Krenek: folds
HBL1994: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
Velar: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [6s Ad Ks]
Velar: bets $2
HBL1994: raises $2 to $4
Velar: calls $2
*** TURN *** [6s Ad Ks] [9h]
Velar: checks
HBL1994: bets $4
Velar: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [6s Ad Ks 9h] [Qd]
Velar: checks
HBL1994: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Velar: shows [As Jh] (a pair of Aces)
HBL1994: shows [Kc Qc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
HBL1994 collected $35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $36 | Rake $1
Board [6s Ad Ks 9h Qd]
Seat 1: Velar (small blind) showed [As Jh] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: django70 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Simbbo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Mr. Double A folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Krenek folded before Flop
Seat 6: HBL1994 (button) showed [Kc Qc] and won ($35) with two pair, Kings and Queens

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"Let me tell you how the internet screwed up poker. On the internet, when a guy sucks out on the river, you can't take him out back and break his fuckin' knees." - Deuce Fairbanks

edit: Just walked away from that table for a $33 profit after 30-45 mins, so all is not lost. But that was GAYYYYYYYYYY losing those hands.

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"Let me tell you how the internet screwed up poker. On the internet, when a guy sucks out on the river, you can't take him out back and break his fuckin' knees." - Deuce Fairbanks

Ughhhh. What a fuckin donkey.

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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days.
11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

I never saw that pic before Johnny, nh

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I mean, haven't we all looked down at A4o and thought the 4 was an A with a short leg and we had AA?

I'd hit it....

in the shower only.

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Randy: I'm wrong

LOL and me too.

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