Doomswitched
11,000 hands minus twelve buyins. Move upto NL100 to chase losses and lose half a stack there before finally stopping myself. There is nothing random about Party's number generator I swear it. I would have removed from a casino with what I said to one fish after he peeled an 8 high flop with his 48s against my pair of Tens and turned trips. And there was a fish sitting on $200 who did that last night as well. 3 times against me. 3 way all in with a set against I'm not even sure what but it looked like a gushot all in move that backdoored a flush to beat me. Then my set of Jacks up against a set of Aces on AJ7 flop, obviously I should fold to his all in. Flopped 2 straights against higher ones. 3 handed, AK on a AA3J board runs into JJ, ty. KK v JJ all in pre, rivered it. AK v 67s all in pre, he made a straight. Several Axs better than my AK/AQ. Kings vs Aces in BvB after I'd been raising hell out of him. There are more but I feel a bit too numb to remember any of them.
Oh and needless to say, every 8+out draw that I was on when they minraise their sets never got there, and I think I slowplayed one set on a super dry board, 3 handed no less, just ONE STREET, and it made his straight when we got all in. Utterly incredible. And I've never seen so many sets, I've been battered by them.
On my side, I did 5 bet all in with AQs against AK and my flopped Queen held up. :mrgreen:
ONTO WHAT I HAVE BROKEN!
Two deoderant sticks, both balls have come out and there is some fluid on one of my speakers from when I threw them, I think it still works though, the speaker I mean obv. My rug might be phucked though. And a little silver figurine I got free with something now has only half a head. I very nearly stuck my fist through the monitor where that fish whom I spoke with was sitting. But I restrained myself and walked into the bathroom and headbutted the bowel of the sink 3 times instead. I have a slight lump and a pain behind my left eye, but at least my 22" wide is ok. Even if I can't see it properly now. :banghead:
I'm off for a bit now, see yas in a month. Maybe.
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