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Die, villains!
PokerStars Game #14918452095: 5 Card Draw Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/01/29 - 18:42:55 (ET) Table 'Yunnan IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: sfustsh ($21.25 in chips) Seat 2: Wolverine326 ($18.05 in chips) Seat 3: WildBill1963 ($20.40 in chips) Seat 4: ELBRUS77 ($7.45 in chips) Seat 6: misterg70 ($32.70 in chips) sfustsh: posts small blind $0.25 Wolverine326: posts big blind $0.50 *** DEALING HANDS *** Dealt to sfustsh [Ad 2d 7s 7c As] WildBill1963: folds ELBRUS77: raises $0.50 to $1 misterg70: folds sfustsh: raises $0.50 to $1.50 Wolverine326: folds ELBRUS77: calls $0.50 sfustsh: discards 1 card [2d] Dealt to sfustsh [Ad 7s 7c As] [7d] ELBRUS77: discards 3 cards sfustsh: bets $1 ELBRUS77: raises $1 to $2 sfustsh: raises $1 to $3 ELBRUS77: raises $1 to $4 Betting is capped sfustsh: calls $1 *** SHOW DOWN *** ELBRUS77: shows [Kc Kd 5s Kh 9c] (three of a kind, Kings) sfustsh: shows [Ad 7d 7s 7c As] (a full house, Sevens full of Aces) sfustsh collected $11 from pot Southwind84 joins the table at seat #5 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $11.50 | Rake $0.50 Seat 1: sfustsh (small blind) showed [Ad 7d 7s 7c As] and won ($11) with a full house, Sevens full of Aces Seat 2: Wolverine326 (big blind) folded before the Draw Seat 3: WildBill1963 folded before the Draw (didn't bet) Seat 4: ELBRUS77 showed [Kc Kd 5s Kh 9c] and lost with three of a kind, Kings Seat 6: misterg70 (button) folded before the Draw (didn't bet)
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PokerStars Game #14918697304: 5 Card Draw Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/01/29 - 18:54:11 (ET)
Table 'Yunnan IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: sfustsh ($23.90 in chips) Seat 2: Wolverine326 ($16.10 in chips) Seat 3: WildBill1963 ($16.30 in chips) Seat 4: ELBRUS77 ($5.85 in chips) Seat 5: Southwind84 ($21.05 in chips) Seat 6: STWITCHELL ($10.50 in chips) sfustsh: posts small blind $0.25 Wolverine326: posts big blind $0.50 *** DEALING HANDS *** Dealt to sfustsh [3h 4c 4s 5d 3d] WildBill1963: folds ELBRUS77: folds Southwind84: calls $0.50 STWITCHELL: folds sfustsh: raises $0.50 to $1 Wolverine326: calls $0.50 Southwind84: calls $0.50 sfustsh: discards 1 card [5d] Dealt to sfustsh [3h 4c 4s 3d] [3s] Wolverine326: discards 1 card Southwind84: discards 1 card sfustsh: bets $1 Wolverine326: raises $1 to $2 Southwind84: folds sfustsh: raises $1 to $3 Wolverine326: raises $1 to $4 Betting is capped sfustsh: calls $1 *** SHOW DOWN *** Wolverine326: shows [Kd 7h 7s Kh 7c] (a full house, Sevens full of Kings) sfustsh: mucks hand Wolverine326 collected $10.50 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $11 | Rake $0.50 Seat 1: sfustsh (small blind) mucked [3h 4c 4s 3s 3d] Seat 2: Wolverine326 (big blind) showed [Kd 7h 7s Kh 7c] and won ($10.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Kings Seat 3: WildBill1963 folded before the Draw (didn't bet) Seat 4: ELBRUS77 folded before the Draw (didn't bet) Seat 5: Southwind84 folded after the Draw Seat 6: STWITCHELL (button) folded before the Draw (didn't bet)
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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days. 11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy 11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit Mirage: FU PKOER Mirage: F Mirage: U Mirage: FUFUFU Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES |
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LIMIT 5CD? Have you no self-respect?
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Blind steal goes wrong, then quite right.
PokerStars Game #14919573444: 5 Card Draw Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/01/29 - 19:33:40 (ET) Table 'Yunnan IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: sfustsh ($13.95 in chips) Seat 2: Wolverine326 ($23.70 in chips) Seat 3: lQQking4u ($6.20 in chips) Seat 4: humerus ($11.15 in chips) Seat 5: keesa10 ($24.65 in chips) Seat 6: hilow17 ($20 in chips) Wolverine326: posts small blind $0.25 lQQking4u: posts big blind $0.50 hilow17: posts big blind $0.50 *** DEALING HANDS *** Dealt to sfustsh [Ts Ad 4d 5d 4h] humerus: folds keesa10: folds hilow17: checks sfustsh: raises $0.50 to $1 Wolverine326: folds lQQking4u: calls $0.50 hilow17: calls $0.50 lQQking4u: discards 1 card hilow17: discards 2 cards sfustsh: discards 3 cards [Ts Ad 5d] Dealt to sfustsh [4d 4h] [6d 6h 6s] lQQking4u: checks Wolverine326 said, "he always raises button good move" hilow17: checks sfustsh: bets $1 lQQking4u: calls $1 hilow17: calls $1 *** SHOW DOWN *** sfustsh: shows [6d 6h 4d 6s 4h] (a full house, Sixes full of Fours) lQQking4u: mucks hand hilow17: shows [4s Qc Ac 4c Qs] (two pair, Queens and Fours) sfustsh collected $5.95 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $6.25 | Rake $0.30 Seat 1: sfustsh (button) showed [6d 6h 4d 6s 4h] and won ($5.95) with a full house, Sixes full of Fours Seat 2: Wolverine326 (small blind) folded before the Draw Seat 3: lQQking4u (big blind) mucked [7c 2c Ks Kd 2s] Seat 4: humerus folded before the Draw (didn't bet) Seat 5: keesa10 folded before the Draw (didn't bet) Seat 6: hilow17 showed [4s Qc Ac 4c Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours
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And my favorite move, the draw 5 to a full house:
PokerStars Game #14920148172: 5 Card Draw Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/01/29 - 19:59:33 (ET) Table 'Yunnan IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: sfustsh ($17.30 in chips) Seat 2: Wolverine326 ($11.05 in chips) Seat 3: lQQking4u ($8.10 in chips) Seat 4: humerus ($12.85 in chips) Seat 5: keesa10 ($25.55 in chips) Seat 6: hilow17 ($18.75 in chips) hilow17: posts small blind $0.25 sfustsh: posts big blind $0.50 *** DEALING HANDS *** Dealt to sfustsh [Jc 2d 7d Ks 6s] Wolverine326: folds lQQking4u: calls $0.50 humerus: folds keesa10: calls $0.50 hilow17: calls $0.25 sfustsh: checks hilow17: discards 1 card sfustsh: discards 5 cards [Jc 2d 7d Ks 6s] Dealt to sfustsh [9c 9d 3h 9s 3s] lQQking4u: discards 3 cards keesa10: discards 3 cards hilow17: bets $1 sfustsh: raises $1 to $2 lQQking4u: folds keesa10: folds hilow17: calls $1 *** SHOW DOWN *** sfustsh: shows [9c 9d 3h 9s 3s] (a full house, Nines full of Threes) hilow17: mucks hand sfustsh collected $5.75 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $6 | Rake $0.25 Seat 1: sfustsh (big blind) showed [9c 9d 3h 9s 3s] and won ($5.75) with a full house, Nines full of Threes Seat 2: Wolverine326 folded before the Draw (didn't bet) Seat 3: lQQking4u folded after the Draw Seat 4: humerus folded before the Draw (didn't bet) Seat 5: keesa10 (button) folded after the Draw Seat 6: hilow17 (small blind) mucked [Jh 2h 7h 8h 5h]
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OMG TEH VILLAINS. HOW IS I TO WIN?
PokerStars Game #14920207744: 5 Card Draw Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/01/29 - 20:02:15 (ET) Table 'Yunnan IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: sfustsh ($18.80 in chips) Seat 2: Wolverine326 ($9.05 in chips) Seat 3: lQQking4u ($12.70 in chips) Seat 4: humerus ($12.10 in chips) Seat 5: keesa10 ($23.30 in chips) Seat 6: hilow17 ($16.95 in chips) sfustsh: posts small blind $0.25 Wolverine326: posts big blind $0.50 *** DEALING HANDS *** Dealt to sfustsh [4d 2s Qs 2d 2h] lQQking4u: folds humerus: folds keesa10: calls $0.50 hilow17: folds sfustsh: raises $0.50 to $1 Wolverine326: calls $0.50 keesa10: calls $0.50 sfustsh: discards 1 card [Qs] Dealt to sfustsh [4d 2s 2d 2h] [6h] Wolverine326: discards 3 cards keesa10: discards 3 cards sfustsh: bets $1 Wolverine326: folds keesa10: raises $1 to $2 sfustsh: calls $1 *** SHOW DOWN *** keesa10: shows [Kd Ad As Kh Ks] (a full house, Kings full of Aces) sfustsh: mucks hand keesa10 collected $6.70 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $7 | Rake $0.30 Seat 1: sfustsh (small blind) mucked [4d 2s 6h 2d 2h] Seat 2: Wolverine326 (big blind) folded after the Draw Seat 3: lQQking4u folded before the Draw (didn't bet) Seat 4: humerus folded before the Draw (didn't bet) Seat 5: keesa10 showed [Kd Ad As Kh Ks] and won ($6.70) with a full house, Kings full of Aces Seat 6: hilow17 (button) folded before the Draw (didn't bet)
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(2:13:49 PM) Mirage: I had already decided to get it in while he was timing down though so his FE was nonexistant (2:14:05 PM) Mirage: I mean wtf does he think I have there when I take that line pre and on the flop (2:14:11 PM) Eric: {random} (2:14:14 PM) Mirage: lol |
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