Beat: want to kill things
Beat: -9 buyins in 3 days
Beat: Not over yet
Beat: Can't play now, too tilted
Brag: First real downswing in long time
Brag: I still suck more than I should but less than I could
Variance: I am going to play 10k more hands in August... Busto or Robusto?!?!
Variance: This is why we have bankrolls, no?
This idiots first hand at the table
POKERSTARS GAME #11602533024: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/20 - 22:50:57 (ET)
Table 'Hameenlinna' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: baboulebouba ($48.85 in chips)
Seat 2: mranthonyz ($27.10 in chips)
Seat 3: TexUgly ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 4: The Amoeba ($50.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Glferboy21 ($127.10 in chips)
Seat 6: MrXC ($97.50 in chips)
TexUgly: posts small blind $0.25
The Amoeba: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [Ac Qh]
Glferboy21: folds
MrXC: folds
baboulebouba: folds
mranthonyz: folds
TexUgly: raises $1.50 to $2
The Amoeba: raises $5 to $7
TexUgly: raises $42.50 to $49.50 and is all-in
The Amoeba: calls $42.50
*** FLOP *** [Td 6d Jc]
*** TURN *** [Td 6d Jc] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Td 6d Jc 2s] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TexUgly: shows [Ad Th] (a pair of Tens)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
TexUgly collected $96 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $99 | Rake $3
Board [Td 6d Jc 2s 5s]
Seat 1: baboulebouba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mranthonyz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TexUgly (small blind) showed [Ad Th] and won ($96) with a pair of Tens
Seat 4: The Amoeba (big blind) mucked [Ac Qh]
Seat 5: Glferboy21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MrXC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Obv terrible misclick
POKERSTARS GAME #11601926006: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/20 - 22:17:54 (ET)
Table 'Kreusa II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Find_Jesus ($48.45 in chips)
Seat 3: BarnPokerAce ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 6: The Amoeba ($106.20 in chips)
BarnPokerAce: posts small blind $0.25
The Amoeba: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [Ah 2c]
Find_Jesus: calls $0.50
BarnPokerAce: calls $0.25
The Amoeba: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ad 5c]
BarnPokerAce: bets $3
The Amoeba: raises $35 to $38
Find_Jesus: calls $38
BarnPokerAce: folds
*** TURN *** [Ac Ad 5c] [6s]
The Amoeba: bets $67.70 and is all-in
Find_Jesus: calls $9.95 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ad 5c 6s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Amoeba: shows [Ah 2c] (three of a kind, Aces)
Find_Jesus: shows [As Td] (three of a kind, Aces - Queen+Ten kicker)
Find_Jesus collected $99.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $100.40 | Rake $1
Board [Ac Ad 5c 6s Qh]
Seat 1: Find_Jesus (button) showed [As Td] and won ($99.40) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: BarnPokerAce (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: The Amoeba (big blind) showed [Ah 2c] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Like some opinions on this
POKERSTARS GAME #11601733717: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/20 - 22:07:32 (ET)
Table 'Phaedra' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: DropB4UDance ($50.30 in chips)
Seat 2: washington26 ($25.10 in chips)
Seat 3: The Amoeba ($106.40 in chips)
DropB4UDance: posts small blind $0.25
washington26: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [6d Ad]
The Amoeba: raises $1.50 to $2
DropB4UDance: calls $1.75
washington26: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [8d 4d 7h]
DropB4UDance: checks
washington26: bets $1
The Amoeba: raises $4 to $5
DropB4UDance: raises $11 to $16
washington26: folds
The Amoeba: raises $88.40 to $104.40 and is all-in
DropB4UDance: calls $32.30 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8d 4d 7h] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4d 7h 9s] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DropB4UDance: shows [4c 4h] (three of a kind, Fours)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
DropB4UDance collected $102.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $103.60 | Rake $1
Board [8d 4d 7h 9s 3h]
Seat 1: DropB4UDance (small blind) showed [4c 4h] and won ($102.60) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: washington26 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: The Amoeba (button) mucked [6d Ad]
Another combo draw, opinions welcome
POKERSTARS GAME #11602425862: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/20 - 22:45:11 (ET)
Table 'Hameenlinna' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: baboulebouba ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: mranthonyz ($24.50 in chips)
Seat 3: XxLPAxX ($42.20 in chips)
Seat 4: The Amoeba ($59.30 in chips)
Seat 5: Glferboy21 ($45.15 in chips)
Seat 6: MrXC ($104.75 in chips)
Glferboy21: posts small blind $0.25
MrXC: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [7s 9s]
baboulebouba: folds
mranthonyz: folds
XxLPAxX: folds
The Amoeba: raises $1.50 to $2
Glferboy21: raises $3 to $5
MrXC: folds
The Amoeba: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [2s 9c Js]
Glferboy21: bets $7
The Amoeba: raises $47.30 to $54.30 and is all-in
Glferboy21: calls $33.15 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [2s 9c Js] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [2s 9c Js 2h] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Glferboy21: shows [Qd Qh] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
Glferboy21 collected $87.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $90.80 | Rake $3
Board [2s 9c Js 2h 5c]
Seat 1: baboulebouba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mranthonyz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: XxLPAxX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: The Amoeba (button) mucked [7s 9s]
Seat 5: Glferboy21 (small blind) showed [Qd Qh] and won ($87.80) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Seat 6: MrXC (big blind) folded before Flop
Again
POKERSTARS GAME #11572963447: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/19 - 12:45:50 (ET)
Table 'Etamin V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Charly Red ($23.70 in chips)
Seat 2: scubamaggo ($57.15 in chips)
Seat 3: pidapida ($31.50 in chips)
Seat 4: jmismas ($26.25 in chips)
Seat 5: ptitefee ($7.25 in chips)
Seat 6: The Amoeba ($123.05 in chips)
The Amoeba: posts small blind $0.25
Charly Red: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [Ks Ac]
scubamaggo: raises $1.50 to $2
pidapida: folds
jmismas: folds
ptitefee: folds
The Amoeba: calls $1.75
Charly Red: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ah 4s 7s]
The Amoeba: checks
scubamaggo: bets $3.50
The Amoeba: raises $11.50 to $15
scubamaggo: raises $40.15 to $55.15 and is all-in
The Amoeba: calls $40.15
*** TURN *** [Ah 4s 7s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 4s 7s Qd] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Amoeba: shows [Ks Ac] (a pair of Aces)
scubamaggo: shows [As Qs] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
scubamaggo collected $111.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $114.80 | Rake $3
Board [Ah 4s 7s Qd 6d]
Seat 1: Charly Red (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: scubamaggo showed [As Qs] and won ($111.80) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: pidapida folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jmismas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ptitefee (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: The Amoeba (small blind) showed [Ks Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Screwed this one up pretty good
POKERSTARS GAME #11553430718: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/18 - 11:02:37 (ET)
Table 'Riviera' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jarvinen ($59.40 in chips)
Seat 2: The Amoeba ($47.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Benji.DK ($57.85 in chips)
Seat 4: toon2k ($113.75 in chips)
Seat 6: bochan ($40.85 in chips)
toon2k: posts small blind $0.25
tzasta: is sitting out
bochan: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [As Ac]
jarvinen: raises $1 to $1.50
The Amoeba: raises $3.50 to $5
Benji.DK: folds
toon2k: folds
bochan: folds
tzasta leaves the table
jarvinen: calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Jd 7h Js]
jarvinen: checks
The Amoeba: bets $7
jarvinen: calls $7
*** TURN *** [Jd 7h Js] [Kd]
jarvinen: checks
The Amoeba: bets $10
jarvinen: raises $10 to $20
The Amoeba: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [Jd 7h Js Kd] [2s]
jarvinen: bets $18
The Amoeba: calls $15.15 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jarvinen: shows [Kc Ks] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
jarvinen collected $93.05 from pot
bochan said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $95.05 | Rake $2
Board [Jd 7h Js Kd 2s]
Seat 1: jarvinen showed [Kc Ks] and won ($93.05) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks
Seat 2: The Amoeba mucked [As Ac]
Seat 3: Benji.DK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: toon2k (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: bochan (big blind) folded before Flop
probably screwed this one up
POKERSTARS GAME #11553437203: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/18 - 11:03:09 (ET)
Table 'Cybele III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: tomobo ($109.65 in chips)
Seat 2: The Amoeba ($54 in chips)
Seat 3: afrokenn12 ($118.70 in chips)
Seat 4: golda98 ($73.50 in chips)
Seat 5: DO-NUTZZZ ($26.75 in chips)
Seat 6: humachines ($39.50 in chips)
tomobo: posts small blind $0.25
The Amoeba: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [6s 9d]
afrokenn12: calls $0.50
golda98: calls $0.50
DO-NUTZZZ: folds
humachines: folds
tomobo: folds
The Amoeba: checks
*** FLOP *** [9h 6h Kc]
The Amoeba: bets $1.50
afrokenn12: calls $1.50
golda98: raises $6.50 to $8
The Amoeba: raises $22 to $30
afrokenn12: calls $28.50
golda98: calls $22
*** TURN *** [9h 6h Kc] [5c]
The Amoeba: bets $23.50 and is all-in
afrokenn12: calls $23.50
golda98: calls $23.50
*** RIVER *** [9h 6h Kc 5c] [7s]
afrokenn12: bets $20.50
golda98: calls $19.50 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
afrokenn12: shows [6d 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
golda98: mucks hand
afrokenn12 collected $39 from side pot
The Amoeba: mucks hand
afrokenn12 collected $159.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $201.25 Main pot $159.25. Side pot $39. | Rake $3
Board [9h 6h Kc 5c 7s]
Seat 1: tomobo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: The Amoeba (big blind) mucked [6s 9d]
Seat 3: afrokenn12 showed [6d 6c] and won ($198.25) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 4: golda98 mucked [Kh As]
Seat 5: DO-NUTZZZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: humachines (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Nice play fuckbag
POKERSTARS GAME #11527165627: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/16 - 21:29:43 (ET)
Table 'Atlas V' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: KingerOne ($49.80 in chips)
Seat 2: bomb666 ($28.60 in chips)
Seat 3: LK_Revolt ($62.60 in chips)
Seat 4: The Amoeba ($48.50 in chips)
Seat 5: zorgew ($11.70 in chips)
Seat 6: MarkSKI77 ($27.25 in chips)
KingerOne: posts small blind $0.25
bomb666: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [6d 6c]
LK_Revolt: folds
LK_Revolt leaves the table
The Amoeba: raises $1.50 to $2
zorgew: folds
zorgew leaves the table
MarkSKI77: folds
KingerOne: folds
bomb666: raises $1.50 to $3.50
The Amoeba: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [4d Ac Qs]
bomb666: checks
The Amoeba: checks
*** TURN *** [4d Ac Qs] [5s]
bomb666: bets $0.50
The Amoeba: calls $0.50
*** RIVER *** [4d Ac Qs 5s] [6h]
bomb666: bets $3.50
The Amoeba: raises $41 to $44.50 and is all-in
bomb666: calls $21.10 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Amoeba: shows [6d 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
bomb666: shows [As Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
bomb666 collected $54.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $57.45 | Rake $2.85
Board [4d Ac Qs 5s 6h]
Seat 1: KingerOne (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: bomb666 (big blind) showed [As Ad] and won ($54.60) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: LK_Revolt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: The Amoeba showed [6d 6c] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 5: zorgew folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MarkSKI77 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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