tonight I found out what it's like to drop the soap in jail:

POKERSTARS GAME #11747666331: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/28 - 21:20:10 (ET)
Table 'Phegeus II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: TeinGuy ($54.25 in chips)
Seat 2: The Amoeba ($54.70 in chips)
Seat 3: freewilly215 ($29.50 in chips)
Seat 5: seanwej35 ($18.95 in chips)
Seat 6: Klaskin ($66.35 in chips)
freewilly215: posts small blind $0.25
seanwej35: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [6d 6s]
Klaskin: raises $1 to $1.50
TeinGuy: folds
The Amoeba: calls $1.50
freewilly215: folds
seanwej35: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [3h 3s 6c]
seanwej35: checks
Klaskin: bets $3
lifes3ps joins the table at seat #4
The Amoeba: raises $5 to $8
seanwej35: folds
Klaskin: raises $24 to $32
The Amoeba: calls $24
*** TURN *** [3h 3s 6c] [2h]
Klaskin: bets $21
The Amoeba: raises $0.20 to $21.20 and is all-in
Klaskin: calls $0.20
*** RIVER *** [3h 3s 6c 2h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Klaskin: shows [Jh Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Threes)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
Klaskin collected $109.15 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $111.15 | Rake $2
Board [3h 3s 6c 2h Jc]
Seat 1: TeinGuy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: The Amoeba (button) mucked [6d 6s]
Seat 3: freewilly215 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: seanwej35 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Klaskin showed [Jh Jd] and won ($109.15) with a full house, Jacks full of Threes


POKERSTARS GAME #11746306322: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/28 - 20:02:49 (ET)
Table 'Phegeus II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: holdemaka ($55.25 in chips)
Seat 2: The Amoeba ($50.90 in chips)
Seat 3: rclan ($77.55 in chips)
Seat 4: skip01210 ($53.70 in chips)
Seat 5: kill -9 ($72.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Lou1144 ($31.30 in chips)
skip01210: posts small blind $0.25
kill -9: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [Ts Td]
Lou1144: folds
holdemaka: folds
The Amoeba: raises $1.50 to $2
rclan: folds
skip01210: raises $4 to $6
kill -9: calls $5.50
The Amoeba: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [7h 3c Th]
skip01210: bets $15
kill -9: raises $18 to $33
The Amoeba: raises $11.90 to $44.90 and is all-in
skip01210: folds
kill -9 said, "ugh"
kill -9 said, "KK no goot?"
kill -9 said, "10-1 now"
kill -9 said, "gotta call I guess"
kill -9: calls $11.90
*** TURN *** [7h 3c Th] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [7h 3c Th Kc] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kill -9: shows [Kh Ks] (three of a kind, Kings)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
kill -9 collected $119.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $122.80 | Rake $3
Board [7h 3c Th Kc 9h]
Seat 1: holdemaka folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: The Amoeba mucked [Ts Td]
Seat 3: rclan (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: skip01210 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: kill -9 (big blind) showed [Kh Ks] and won ($119.80) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: Lou1144 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


POKERSTARS GAME #11746806512: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/28 - 20:32:32 (ET)
Table 'Volpecula' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: base4203 ($48.70 in chips)
Seat 2: Sven Wilke ($146.55 in chips)
Seat 4: downswingpkr ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 5: The Amoeba ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: AussieBattle ($68.15 in chips)
base4203: posts small blind $0.25
Sven Wilke: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [7d 7s]
downswingpkr: folds
The Amoeba: raises $1.50 to $2
AussieBattle: calls $2
base4203: folds
Sven Wilke: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad Js 7c]
The Amoeba: bets $3
AussieBattle: calls $3
*** TURN *** [Ad Js 7c] [3d]
The Amoeba: bets $7.50
AussieBattle: calls $7.50
*** RIVER *** [Ad Js 7c 3d] [9s]
The Amoeba: bets $22
AussieBattle: raises $33.65 to $55.65 and is all-in
six0NEnine joins the table at seat #3
The Amoeba: calls $15.50 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AussieBattle: shows [9c 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
AussieBattle collected $98.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $100.75 | Rake $2
Board [Ad Js 7c 3d 9s]
Seat 1: base4203 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Sven Wilke (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: downswingpkr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: The Amoeba mucked [7d 7s]
Seat 6: AussieBattle (button) showed [9c 9d] and won ($98.75) with three of a kind, Nines


POKERSTARS GAME #11747490147: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/28 - 21:10:44 (ET)
Table 'Phegeus II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: TeinGuy ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: The Amoeba ($65.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Cully23 ($8.85 in chips)
Seat 5: seanwej35 ($18.45 in chips)
Seat 6: Klaskin ($45.50 in chips)
Cully23: posts small blind $0.25
seanwej35: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [9d 9s]
Klaskin: folds
TeinGuy: raises $1.50 to $2
The Amoeba: calls $2
Cully23: raises $1.50 to $3.50
seanwej35: folds
TeinGuy: calls $1.50
The Amoeba: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [9c 3h Kd]
Cully23: bets $2.50
TeinGuy: folds
The Amoeba: raises $2.50 to $5
Cully23: raises $0.35 to $5.35 and is all-in
The Amoeba: calls $0.35
*** TURN *** [9c 3h Kd] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [9c 3h Kd Tc] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Cully23: shows [Ks Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
Cully23 collected $20.65 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21.70 | Rake $1.05
Board [9c 3h Kd Tc 2s]
Seat 1: TeinGuy folded on the Flop
Seat 2: The Amoeba (button) mucked [9d 9s]
Seat 3: Cully23 (small blind) showed [Ks Kc] and won ($20.65) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 5: seanwej35 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Klaskin folded before Flop (didn't bet)


12 times pfr w/ KK and AA, 10 blind steals. 1400 hands, -$192

my graph for this month is a fucking joke... don't think i've ever run this bad in terms of equity (thankfully not money).

How is that possible?

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Randy: I'm wrong

I think I pissed off the poker gods somehow I dont know

I have a good 5-10 more of those from the past 10 days. I just can't seem to win the pots when the bigger money goes in.


POKERSTARS GAME #11686142745: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/25 - 15:18:59 (ET)
Table 'Brendelia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: A-lucky-draw ($39.20 in chips)
Seat 2: The Amoeba ($49 in chips)
Seat 3: Hieronica ($78.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Sugeren ($52.15 in chips)
Seat 6: Y0da. ($49.25 in chips)
The Amoeba: posts small blind $0.25
Hieronica: posts big blind $0.50
BARTOK2000: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [Tc Td]
Sugeren: raises $2 to $2.50
Y0da.: folds
A-lucky-draw: folds
The Amoeba: calls $2.25
Hieronica: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 8s Th]
The Amoeba: checks
Sugeren: bets $4.50
The Amoeba: raises $9.50 to $14
Sugeren: calls $9.50
*** TURN *** [7s 8s Th] [Kc]
The Amoeba: bets $14
Sugeren: raises $21.65 to $35.65 and is all-in
The Amoeba: calls $18.50 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7s 8s Th Kc] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Amoeba: shows [Tc Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
Sugeren: shows [Js Jd] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Sugeren collected $96.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $98.50 | Rake $2
Board [7s 8s Th Kc 9h]
Seat 1: A-lucky-draw (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: The Amoeba (small blind) showed [Tc Td] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: Hieronica (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Sugeren showed [Js Jd] and won ($96.50) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 6: Y0da. folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #11656518684: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/23 - 21:59:10 (ET)
Table 'Haffner' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: durkid ($30 in chips)
Seat 2: MoneyShot469 ($55.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Mazes ($23.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Gaz1985 ($85.90 in chips)
Seat 5: The Amoeba ($50.70 in chips)
Seat 6: KKwin ($19.50 in chips)
KKwin: posts small blind $0.25
durkid: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [Ad Ah]
MoneyShot469: raises $2 to $2.50
Mazes: calls $2.50
Gaz1985: folds
The Amoeba: raises $5.50 to $8
KKwin: folds
durkid: folds
MoneyShot469 said, "NB"
MoneyShot469: folds
Mazes: calls $5.50
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6c 9c]
Mazes: checks
The Amoeba: bets $42.70 and is all-in
Mazes: calls $15.80 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qh 6c 9c] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6c 9c Kh] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mazes: shows [6s Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
Mazes collected $48.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.85 | Rake $2.45
Board [Qh 6c 9c Kh 7c]
Seat 1: durkid (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: MoneyShot469 folded before Flop
Seat 3: Mazes showed [6s Ks] and won ($48.40) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 4: Gaz1985 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: The Amoeba (button) mucked [Ad Ah]
Seat 6: KKwin (small blind) folded before Flop


POKERSTARS GAME #11653388114: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/23 - 18:58:28 (ET)
Table 'Hypatia IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: franc white ($5 in chips)
Seat 2: The Amoeba ($50.45 in chips)
Seat 3: losef_nr1 ($50.45 in chips)
Seat 4: pun330 ($50.70 in chips)
franc white: posts small blind $0.25
The Amoeba: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [3s 8s]
losef_nr1: folds
pun330: calls $0.50
franc white: calls $0.25
The Amoeba: checks
*** FLOP *** [4s 5s Js]
franc white: bets $4.50 and is all-in
The Amoeba: raises $7.50 to $12
pun330: raises $38.20 to $50.20 and is all-in
The Amoeba: calls $37.95 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4s 5s Js] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [4s 5s Js 7d] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Amoeba: shows [3s 8s] (a flush, Jack high)
pun330: shows [Qs As] (a flush, Ace high)
pun330 collected $89.60 from side pot
franc white: mucks hand
pun330 collected $14.30 from main pot
franc white leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $105.90 Main pot $14.30. Side pot $89.60. | Rake $2
Board [4s 5s Js 7d Ac]
Seat 1: franc white (small blind) mucked [Jc 6h]
Seat 2: The Amoeba (big blind) showed [3s 8s] and lost with a flush, Jack high
Seat 3: losef_nr1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pun330 (button) showed [Qs As] and won ($103.90) with a flush, Ace high

POKERSTARS GAME #11686520718: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/25 - 15:40:13 (ET)
Table 'Maria' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: WoodyMorning ($37.25 in chips)
Seat 2: howlkal ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 3: SjG83 ($72.40 in chips)
Seat 5: The Amoeba ($76.50 in chips)
Seat 6: mrkrinkle773 ($24.05 in chips)
WoodyMorning: posts small blind $0.25
howlkal: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Amoeba [8c 6c]
Hemujee joins the table at seat #4
SjG83: folds
The Amoeba: raises $1.50 to $2
mrkrinkle773: folds
WoodyMorning: calls $1.75
howlkal: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 3c 4d]
WoodyMorning: checks
The Amoeba: bets $3
WoodyMorning: calls $3
*** TURN *** [7s 3c 4d] [2c]
WoodyMorning: checks
The Amoeba: checks
*** RIVER *** [7s 3c 4d 2c] [9c]
WoodyMorning: bets $4.50
The Amoeba: raises $14.50 to $19
WoodyMorning: raises $13.25 to $32.25 and is all-in
The Amoeba: calls $13.25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WoodyMorning: shows [Kc Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
The Amoeba: mucks hand
WoodyMorning collected $73 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $75 | Rake $2
Board [7s 3c 4d 2c 9c]
Seat 1: WoodyMorning (small blind) showed [Kc Ac] and won ($73) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: howlkal (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: SjG83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: The Amoeba mucked [8c 6c]
Seat 6: mrkrinkle773 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

You know how back when you first started playing poker and your heart would skip a beat when you got dealt aces or kings?

Now you get that "Fuck, not again" feeling.

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Randy: I'm wrong

whoa, I can't believe this shit.

LOL sigged! :thumbsup:

If I can find it, I'll post how I tried to slowplay after flopping a FH, only to get beat by runner runner higher FH.

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That AussieBattle guy is a fucking moron, everyone knows it's AussieBattler, and faq, how can you lose to someone who can't even write their own name properly? SHAME.

OK fine shameless ungettable in-joke, but still.

Nice run :D.

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Stop playing those small pairs, you're just asking to be oversetted. And wait until you get to the river and you know you have the best hand before making a raise. Fish.

LOL after 2 hours I calmed down and fired up two tables on my laptop before bed. About 10 hands in, QQ<AA lol. I'm just trying to make it to goldstar without going broke.

The aussie guy sure was an idiot. NO doubt about that one! He played position on me pretty well though IE called everything and I couldnt hit ever, until that hand.

The guy that rivered the JJJ was vpip 6 and pfr 2 or something like that, so I knew I had him dead to rights, but he got bailed out by pokerstars like a little cocksucker.

Even though I'm getting bad beated and losing, I still have to look at my own play, I've definitely made some mistakes. I wouldn't be above even or anything right now, but I wouldn't be as far down.

Some very sick beats, surely. Shit happens! Unfortunately, in all the 2 outer trip suck outs, they had an over pair to the board, which is kind of difficult to fold (for them) at 50NL. Hop you run better. What's your BR right now?