Started a little 2/4 limit session 'cause I was bored. Wouldn't you know it that every goddamn single high PP lost big...AA, KK several times, QQ, JJ, TT, AK, AQ...all of it. And I hit the flops too but still lost. Down $200 early capped by this beauty of a hand:

Poker Stars, $2/$4 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: K A dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, Hero raises, SB folds, BB calls, MP calls

Flop: (6.5 SB) A T 9 (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP folds

Turn: (4.25 BB) K (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls

River: (8.25 BB) K (2 Players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls

Results: 16.25 BB Pot (0.5 BB Rake)
BB showed Q J (a straight flush, Nine to King) and WON 15.75 BB (+8.25 BB NET)
Hero showed K A (a full house, Kings full of Aces) and LOST (-7.5 BB NET)

Holy fucking shit, eh?!?!!

But I stuck with it and another hour and a half later I found myself up $10 for the night and shut it down feeling pretty pretty pretty good.

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"Let me tell you how the internet screwed up poker. On the internet, when a guy sucks out on the river, you can't take him out back and break his fuckin' knees." - Deuce Fairbanks

Holy fuck man that hand is sick but I hope you meant sperm and not buckshot - it's only poker.

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11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

WOW that is one hugely pukeworthy hand. That qualifies for a BBJ lots of places.

Almost shot yourself in the face hey...



(sorry, couldn't help myself!)



That hand sucks though. Worst river ever imo.
As Johnny says, full houses are -EV.

Yeah no worries. No danger for the Velar. I'll stick to shooting others...

And winning that hand would have paid for a bbj for sure. Oh wait, you meant bad beat jackpot. Never mind.

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"Let me tell you how the internet screwed up poker. On the internet, when a guy sucks out on the river, you can't take him out back and break his fuckin' knees." - Deuce Fairbanks

Isn't it Aces full that qualifies?

Yeah, I was wrong. Still, nuts vs 2nd nuts... so sick.

Sick hand man.. glad to hear you made it our with a profit though..

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AA would be 2nd nuts, but who's counting

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Technically, AA would be third nuts behind the straight flush and quad kings, but who's really counting???