In 1/2 hour. I might punch myself in the mouth. Also, the cursing is directed towards sjnfla who currently is in possession of $40 of my money.


PokerStars Game #18276346438: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/06/21 - 00:58:36 (ET)
Table 'Dorothea V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: mervhage ($28.20 in chips)
Seat 2: doagone ($8.05 in chips)
Seat 3: sjnfla ($38.75 in chips)
Seat 5: hwf7hbbwer78 ($10.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Prezzano ($19.95 in chips)
doagone: posts small blind $0.10
sjnfla: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
hwf7hbbwer78: raises $0.50 to $0.75
Prezzano: folds
mervhage said, "goddamn you"
mervhage said, "i hate you"
mervhage: raises $1.85 to $2.60
doagone: folds
sjnfla: folds
mervhage said, "wtf is it with this fking guy"
hwf7hbbwer78: calls $1.85
*** FLOP *** [ ]
hwf7hbbwer78: bets $5.30
mervhage: raises $5.30 to $10.60
hwf7hbbwer78: calls $2.35 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2.95) returned to mervhage
*** TURN *** [Jh 8d 6c] []
*** RIVER *** [Jh 8d 6c Js] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hwf7hbbwer78: shows [ ] (HI: three of a kind, Jacks)
mervhage: mucks hand
hwf7hbbwer78 collected $19.85 from pot
No low hand qualified
hwf7hbbwer78 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.85 | Rake $1
Board [Jh 8d 6c Js Qd]
Seat 1: mervhage (button) mucked [Qs Ac 2h Ah]
Seat 2: doagone (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: sjnfla (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: hwf7hbbwer78 showed [Td Ks Jc Kd] and won ($19.85) with HI: three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: Prezzano folded before Flop (didn't bet)

As I typed the above post: Oh, he probably has gay two pair...

PokerStars Game #18276408352: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/06/21 - 01:02:47 (ET)
Table 'Clementina III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: llljjjbbb ($14.50 in chips)
Seat 2: mervhage ($19.30 in chips)
Seat 3: JLawrenceII ($17.90 in chips)
Seat 4: MuleTrain1 ($12.05 in chips)
Seat 5: toby1962 ($11.90 in chips)
Seat 6: bo9999 ($12 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind $0.10
JLawrenceII: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
MuleTrain1: folds
toby1962: calls $0.25
bo9999: folds
llljjjbbb: calls $0.25
mervhage: calls $0.15
JLawrenceII: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
mervhage: bets $0.95
JLawrenceII: folds
toby1962: calls $0.95
llljjjbbb: folds
*** TURN *** [9c Kd 6h] []
mervhage: bets $2.80
toby1962: calls $2.80
*** RIVER *** [9c Kd 6h 3s] []
mervhage: bets $8.10
toby1962: calls $7.90 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.20) returned to mervhage
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [Kc 4h Ks 6c] (HI: three of a kind, Kings)
toby1962: shows [ ] (HI: a straight, Deuce to Six; LO: 6,5,4,3,2)
toby1962 collected $11.60 from pot
toby1962 collected $11.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24.30 | Rake $1.15
Board [9c Kd 6h 3s 2s]
Seat 1: llljjjbbb (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: mervhage (small blind) showed [Kc 4h Ks 6c] and lost with HI: three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: JLawrenceII (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: MuleTrain1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: toby1962 showed [9s Jc 5d 4d] and won ($23.15) with HI: a straight, Deuce to Six; LO: 6,5,4,3,2
Seat 6: bo9999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

More proof that "God" hates me:

PokerStars Game #18276486309: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/06/21 - 01:08:08 (ET)
Table 'Clementina III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: llljjjbbb ($18.45 in chips)
Seat 2: mervhage ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 3: JLawrenceII ($16.30 in chips)
Seat 4: MuleTrain1 ($11.45 in chips)
Seat 5: toby1962 ($18.05 in chips)
llljjjbbb: posts small blind $0.10
mervhage: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
toby1962 said, "eat me"
toby1962 said, "sore loser"
mervhage said, "chat is blocked so don't bother you f#g"
JLawrenceII: calls $0.25
MuleTrain1: calls $0.25
toby1962: calls $0.25
llljjjbbb: calls $0.15
mervhage: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
llljjjbbb: checks
mervhage: bets $0.25
JLawrenceII: folds
MuleTrain1: folds
toby1962: folds
llljjjbbb: folds
Uncalled bet ($0.25) returned to mervhage
mervhage collected $1.20 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.25 | Rake $0.05
Board [As Kh Kc]
Seat 1: llljjjbbb (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: mervhage (big blind) collected ($1.20)
Seat 3: JLawrenceII folded on the Flop
Seat 4: MuleTrain1 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: toby1962 (button) folded on the Flop


I cursed him out and blocked the chat. Yeah I'm on tilt, so what. The last 1 hour has been filled with this nonsense. One of my worst runs ever, . So bad, all I can do is laugh.

Who cares how small the pot is, this is easy money, supposed to be....

PokerStars Game #18276718270: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/06/21 - 01:24:50 (ET)
Table 'Dorothea V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: mervhage ($16.40 in chips)
Seat 2: doagone ($5.65 in chips)
Seat 3: Dog Daze ($4.80 in chips)
Seat 5: ScttV8 ($11.95 in chips)
Seat 6: Prezzano ($21.40 in chips)
Dog Daze: posts small blind $0.10
ScttV8: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
Prezzano: folds
mervhage: raises $0.50 to $0.75
doagone: calls $0.75
Dog Daze: calls $0.65
ScttV8: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Dog Daze: checks
mervhage: bets $2.40
doagone: calls $2.40
Dog Daze: folds
*** TURN *** [Ah 5s 4h] []
mervhage: bets $2.50
doagone: calls $2.50 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ah 5s 4h 5h] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [As 4s 2s 3c] (HI: a straight, Ace to Five; LO: 5,4,3,2,A)
doagone: shows [ ] (HI: a full house, Fives full of Aces)
doagone collected $5.90 from pot
mervhage collected $5.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12.30 | Rake $0.55
Board [Ah 5s 4h 5h 2c]
Seat 1: mervhage showed [As 4s 2s 3c] and won ($5.85) with HI: a straight, Ace to Five; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 2: doagone (button) showed [Ks 9d Ad 5d] and won ($5.90) with HI: a full house, Fives full of Aces
Seat 3: Dog Daze (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: ScttV8 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Prezzano folded before Flop (didn't bet)


WELL THAT'S ONLY LIKE THE 4TH TIME THAT'S HAPPENED TONIGHT.

Here's a fucking GEM from earlier... I mean Jesus Christ and all His Disciples, we are FUCKING HEADS UP WHAT THE FUCK?!

PokerStars Game #18275821393: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/06/21 - 00:24:33 (ET)
Table 'Dorothea V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: mervhage ($25.35 in chips)
Seat 3: sjnfla ($21.05 in chips)
sjnfla: posts small blind $0.10
mervhage: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
sjnfla: raises $0.50 to $0.75
mervhage: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [ ]
mervhage: checks
sjnfla: bets $1.25
mervhage: calls $1.25
*** TURN *** [Qd 4d 5h] []
mervhage: checks
sjnfla: bets $3.85
mervhage: raises $11.55 to $15.40
sjnfla: raises $3.65 to $19.05 and is all-in
mervhage: calls $3.65
*** RIVER *** [Qd 4d 5h 7s] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [6s 3d Ah Kc] (HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,5,4,3,A)
sjnfla: shows [ ] (HI: four of a kind, Sevens; LO: 7,5,4,2,A)
sjnfla collected $20.55 from pot
sjnfla collected $20.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42.10 | Rake $1
Board [Qd 4d 5h 7s 7c]
Seat 1: mervhage (big blind) showed [6s 3d Ah Kc] and lost with HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,5,4,3,A
Seat 3: sjnfla (button) (small blind) showed [2s 7h 7d Ad] and won ($41.10) with HI: four of a kind, Sevens; LO: 7,5,4,2,A


HEADS UP?!!!! Man, I must have pissed off somebody at Pokerstars real baaaad.

You know, in actuality, lost money aside, these hands are comical and a reminder of why I hate poker so much.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't someone tell this fag that reporting someone's chat is for gays???


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The following chat was observed
way to blow out the extra money you f#g
lol, your chat is blocked, i can't read it, all is see is stars, so
scram coksucker and let some1 else come here and get my $



WHAT A FUCKING FAIRY!!!! Oh I can't wait until tomorrow to find this guy and berate him!!!

OH YEAH, THANKS FOR THIS GEM TOO

PokerStars Game #18276872284: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/06/21 - 01:36:14 (ET)
Table 'Clementina III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: mebo096 ($9.40 in chips)
Seat 2: mervhage ($32.40 in chips)
Seat 4: grimesrob ($9.60 in chips)
Seat 5: toby1962 ($14.50 in chips)
Seat 6: westwolves20 ($11.15 in chips)
grimesrob: posts small blind $0.10
toby1962: posts big blind $0.25
mebo096: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
westwolves20: folds
mebo096: checks
mervhage: raises $0.85 to $1.10
grimesrob: calls $1
toby1962: calls $0.85
mebo096: calls $0.85
*** FLOP *** [ ]
grimesrob: checks
toby1962: checks
mebo096: checks
mervhage: bets $4.20
grimesrob: calls $4.20
toby1962: folds
mebo096: calls $4.20
*** TURN *** [Ad As 4c] []
grimesrob: checks
mebo096: checks
mervhage: bets $5
grimesrob: calls $4.30 and is all-in
mebo096: calls $4.10 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.70) returned to mervhage
*** RIVER *** [Ad As 4c Tc] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
grimesrob: shows [ ] (HI: two pair, Aces and Tens; LO: 6,4,3,2,A)
mervhage: shows [4h 6c 2s Ac] (HI: a full house, Aces full of Fours)
mervhage collected $0.20 from side pot
grimesrob collected $0.20 from side pot
mebo096: mucks hand
mebo096 leaves the table
mervhage collected $13.95 from main pot
grimesrob collected $13.95 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $29.70 Main pot $27.90. Side pot $0.40. | Rake $1.40
Board [Ad As 4c Tc 2h]
Seat 1: mebo096 mucked [Js 5c 5d Jc] LOL, UM THANKS???



Seat 2: mervhage (button) showed [4h 6c 2s Ac] and won ($14.15) with HI: a full house, Aces full of Fours
Seat 4: grimesrob (small blind) showed [Th 6s 3s 2c] and won ($14.15) with HI: two pair, Aces and Tens; LO: 6,4,3,2,A
Seat 5: toby1962 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: westwolves20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


THANKS FOR GIFT FUCKING WRAPPING THIS COCKSUCKER HALF OF MY POT YOU POKERSTARS FAGS

Oh yes, by the way, this is hour 8 of today's grind. All for negative monies. Instead of going to bed with the Wife, I'm jacking my fucking dick playing this stupid ass game. My own logic escapes me.

lmao @ chat getting blocked.

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Pokerstars sucks a big fat one. Their RNG is a bit tooo random for my liking. Lol @ chat ban, always wanted one of those