1st hand played tonight

johnny · 06-25-2008, 06:55 PM

Come to the trough you fucking shortstack fucking cocksuckers!!!

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $233.45
BB: $77.95
Hero (UTG): $200
UTG+1: $342.50
MP: $375.95
CO: $48.30
BTN: $208.20

Pre-Flop: A

A

dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero calls $2, UTG+1 folds, MP calls $2, CO raises to $48.30 and is All-In, 3 folds, Hero calls $46.30, MP folds

Flop: ($101.60) 7

6

4

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($101.60) 3

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($101.60) 8

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $101.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$48.30 NET)
CO showed 6 8 (two pair, Eights and Sixes) and WON $98.60 (+$50.30 NET)

Fucker hit and ran too.

johnny · 06-25-2008, 06:58 PM

3rd hand played.... FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING SHORTSTACK BITCH

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG+1: $92.75
MP1: $240.55
MP2: $34
CO: $263.10
Hero (BTN): $404
SB: $153.80
BB: $200
UTG: $90.50

Pre-Flop: Q

Q

dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, MP2 calls $2, CO folds, Hero raises to $9, 2 folds, MP2 calls $7

Flop: ($21) 5

9

K

(2 Players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $26, MP2 calls $25 and is All-In

Turn: ($71) 2

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($71) J

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $71 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP2 showed J K (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and WON $68 (+$34 NET)
Hero showed Q Q (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$34 NET)

oh gee, another hit and run.

Ugignadl · 06-26-2008, 02:29 AM

LOL

I love you Johnny

bigloser2448 · 06-26-2008, 06:14 AM

2nd hand... Are you at a deepstack table, or did you just double on on the prior hand?

BTW, that shit's grossss.

mervhage · 06-26-2008, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnny

Come to the trough you fucking shortstack fucking cocksuckers!!!

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $233.45
BB: $77.95
Hero (UTG): $200
UTG+1: $342.50
MP: $375.95
CO: $48.30
BTN: $208.20

Pre-Flop: A

A

dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero calls $2, UTG+1 folds, MP calls $2, CO raises to $48.30 and is All-In, 3 folds, Hero calls $46.30, MP folds

Flop: ($101.60) 7

6

4

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($101.60) 3

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($101.60) 8

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $101.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$48.30 NET)
CO showed 6 8 (two pair, Eights and Sixes) and WON $98.60 (+$50.30 NET)

Fucker hit and ran too.

Incredibly incredible. The logic behind this really, really, really escapes me.

johnny · 06-26-2008, 02:28 PM

Haha, through the shortstack-hating glazed look I forgot that I limped UTG to induce a villain raise with that AA. Ooops. I then flat called the shortstacks all in to try and get a side pot going with the 76/24 other villain. Strat critiques welcome.

BigL... Ya the AA was my first hand played, the QQ was my third hand played, the 2nd hand played turned out quite nice.

I got quad 6 paid off. By hand played I mean I VPed, I don't mean hand dealt.

TD · 06-26-2008, 05:31 PM

I wasnt at the table... You should go back to running away from short stacks.

Ugignadl · 06-27-2008, 03:48 AM

Ahhh amidst all the bitching I know you're turning a profit here. You can't fool me

.

johnny · 06-27-2008, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugignadl

Ahhh amidst all the bitching I know you're turning a profit here. You can't fool me

.

True... .but what they seem to fail to realize is that ALL the money are belong to me!

johnny · 06-28-2008, 09:19 PM

1st hand in tonight.... the pros always suck out on me

Full Tilt Poker Game #7011857373: Table Ponycart - $15/$30 - Limit Hold'em - 23:15:41 ET - 2008/06/28
Seat 1: Phil Gordon ($324)
Seat 2: Casuals 08 ($211)
Seat 3: Kegs357 ($600)
Seat 4: DumberDucky ($1,469.75)
Seat 5: Consigliarie ($233)
Seat 8: UKnoDatiLuvCake ($1,385.75)
Kegs357 posts the small blind of $10
DumberDucky posts the big blind of $15
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kegs357 [

]
Consigliarie has been disconnected
Consigliarie has 15 seconds left to act
Consigliarie folds
UKnoDatiLuvCake folds
Consigliarie has reconnected
Phil Gordon raises to $30
Casuals 08 folds
Kegs357 raises to $45
DumberDucky calls $30
Phil Gordon calls $15
*** FLOP *** [

]
Kegs357 bets $15
DumberDucky calls $15
Phil Gordon calls $15
*** TURN *** [2c Tc 3c] [

]
Kegs357 bets $30
DumberDucky raises to $60
Phil Gordon raises to $90
Kegs357 has 15 seconds left to act
Kegs357 has requested TIME
Kegs357 adds $90
Kegs357 folds
DumberDucky calls $30
*** RIVER *** [2c Tc 3c Jd] [

]
DumberDucky checks
Phil Gordon bets $30
DumberDucky calls $30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Phil Gordon shows [

] two pair, Jacks and Tens
DumberDucky mucks
Phil Gordon wins the pot ($447) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $450 | Rake $3
Board: [2c Tc 3c Jd Qs]
Seat 1: Phil Gordon showed [

] and won ($447) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 2: Casuals 08 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Kegs357 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: DumberDucky (big blind) mucked [

] - Ace Queen high
Seat 5: Consigliarie didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: UKnoDatiLuvCake didn't bet (folded)

06-25-2008, 06:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,108	1st hand played tonight Come to the trough you fucking shortstack fucking cocksuckers!!! Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter SB: $233.45 BB: $77.95 Hero (UTG): $200 UTG+1: $342.50 MP: $375.95 CO: $48.30 BTN: $208.20 Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (UTG) Hero calls $2, UTG+1 folds, MP calls $2, CO raises to $48.30 and is All-In, 3 folds, Hero calls $46.30, MP folds Flop: ($101.60) 7 6 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In) Turn: ($101.60) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In) River: ($101.60) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In) Results: $101.60 Pot ($3 Rake) Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$48.30 NET) CO showed 6 8 (two pair, Eights and Sixes) and WON $98.60 (+$50.30 NET) Fucker hit and ran too. __________________ Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days. 11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy 11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit Mirage: FU PKOER Mirage: F Mirage: U Mirage: FUFUFU Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES Last edited by johnny; 06-25-2008 at 07:02 PM.

06-25-2008, 06:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,108	3rd hand played.... FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING SHORTSTACK BITCH Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter UTG+1: $92.75 MP1: $240.55 MP2: $34 CO: $263.10 Hero (BTN): $404 SB: $153.80 BB: $200 UTG: $90.50 Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (BTN) 3 folds, MP2 calls $2, CO folds, Hero raises to $9, 2 folds, MP2 calls $7 Flop: ($21) 5 9 K (2 Players) MP2 checks, Hero bets $26, MP2 calls $25 and is All-In Turn: ($71) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In) River: ($71) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In) Results: $71 Pot ($3 Rake) MP2 showed J K (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and WON $68 (+$34 NET) Hero showed Q Q (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$34 NET) oh gee, another hit and run. __________________ Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days. 11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy 11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit Mirage: FU PKOER Mirage: F Mirage: U Mirage: FUFUFU Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES Last edited by johnny; 06-25-2008 at 07:03 PM.

06-26-2008, 02:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugignadl Drunken Aussie Join Date: May 2007 Location: Aussieland Posts: 7,707	LOL I love you Johnny __________________ I have been blogging. Last updated April 29th. http://www.feltpoker.com/blogs/ugignadl/

06-26-2008, 06:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
bigloser2448 Whale Hunter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bakersfield Posts: 2,852	2nd hand... Are you at a deepstack table, or did you just double on on the prior hand? BTW, that shit's grossss. __________________ Check out Bigloser's Blog: The Genesis of a Micro-Grinder... http://www.feltpoker.com/blogs/bigloser (updated 5/25/08 )

06-26-2008, 02:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,108	Haha, through the shortstack-hating glazed look I forgot that I limped UTG to induce a villain raise with that AA. Ooops. I then flat called the shortstacks all in to try and get a side pot going with the 76/24 other villain. Strat critiques welcome. BigL... Ya the AA was my first hand played, the QQ was my third hand played, the 2nd hand played turned out quite nice. I got quad 6 paid off. By hand played I mean I VPed, I don't mean hand dealt. __________________ Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days. 11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy 11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit Mirage: FU PKOER Mirage: F Mirage: U Mirage: FUFUFU Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES Last edited by johnny; 06-26-2008 at 02:31 PM.

06-26-2008, 05:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
TD School Fish Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding the Earth Posts: 237	I wasnt at the table... You should go back to running away from short stacks. __________________ sfustsh: I just assumed johnny's post were him getting busted by a shortstack...

06-27-2008, 03:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ugignadl Drunken Aussie Join Date: May 2007 Location: Aussieland Posts: 7,707	Ahhh amidst all the bitching I know you're turning a profit here. You can't fool me . __________________ I have been blogging. Last updated April 29th. http://www.feltpoker.com/blogs/ugignadl/

06-28-2008, 09:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
johnny Picture Frame Ninja Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,108	1st hand in tonight.... the pros always suck out on me Full Tilt Poker Game #7011857373: Table Ponycart - $15/$30 - Limit Hold'em - 23:15:41 ET - 2008/06/28 Seat 1: Phil Gordon ($324) Seat 2: Casuals 08 ($211) Seat 3: Kegs357 ($600) Seat 4: DumberDucky ($1,469.75) Seat 5: Consigliarie ($233) Seat 8: UKnoDatiLuvCake ($1,385.75) Kegs357 posts the small blind of $10 DumberDucky posts the big blind of $15 The button is in seat #2 * HOLE CARDS * Dealt to Kegs357 [ ] Consigliarie has been disconnected Consigliarie has 15 seconds left to act Consigliarie folds UKnoDatiLuvCake folds Consigliarie has reconnected Phil Gordon raises to $30 Casuals 08 folds Kegs357 raises to $45 DumberDucky calls $30 Phil Gordon calls $15 * FLOP * [ ] Kegs357 bets $15 DumberDucky calls $15 Phil Gordon calls $15 * TURN * [2c Tc 3c] [] Kegs357 bets $30 DumberDucky raises to $60 Phil Gordon raises to $90 Kegs357 has 15 seconds left to act Kegs357 has requested TIME Kegs357 adds $90 Kegs357 folds DumberDucky calls $30 * RIVER * [2c Tc 3c Jd] [] DumberDucky checks Phil Gordon bets $30 DumberDucky calls $30 * SHOW DOWN * Phil Gordon shows [ ] two pair, Jacks and Tens DumberDucky mucks Phil Gordon wins the pot ($447) with two pair, Jacks and Tens * SUMMARY * Total pot $450 \| Rake $3 Board: [2c Tc 3c Jd Qs] Seat 1: Phil Gordon showed [ ] and won ($447) with two pair, Jacks and Tens Seat 2: Casuals 08 (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: Kegs357 (small blind) folded on the Turn Seat 4: DumberDucky (big blind) mucked [ ] - Ace Queen high Seat 5: Consigliarie didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: UKnoDatiLuvCake didn't bet (folded) __________________ Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days. 11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy 11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit Mirage: FU PKOER Mirage: F Mirage: U Mirage: FUFUFU Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

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