I thought he might call on a low draw.

Full Tilt Poker Game #7012088887: Table Ponycart - $15/$30 Ante $3 - Limit Stud H/L - 23:36:15 ET - 2008/06/28
Seat 1: Phil Gordon ($903)
Seat 2: Casuals 08 ($76.70)
Seat 3: Kegs357 ($703.50)
Seat 4: DumberDucky ($821.25)
Seat 5: Consigliarie ($671.50)
Seat 6: IHateQ10 ($214)
Seat 7: Ebrem ($393)
Consigliarie antes $3
Ebrem antes $3
Phil Gordon antes $3
DumberDucky antes $3
Casuals 08 antes $3
Kegs357 antes $3
IHateQ10 antes $3
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to Consigliarie [4h]
Dealt to IHateQ10 [6h]
Dealt to Ebrem [5d]
Dealt to Phil Gordon [2h]
Dealt to Casuals 08 [Ks]
Dealt to Kegs357 [8c Ac] [3s]
Dealt to DumberDucky [4c]
Phil Gordon is low with [2h]
Phil Gordon has 15 seconds left to act
Phil Gordon brings in for $5
Casuals 08 folds
Kegs357 calls $5
Casuals 08: true that Phil
DumberDucky folds
Phil Gordon: i spent 5 years backpacking by myself around the world -- 55 countries on 6 continents, and I can promise you it was the best thing I've ever done with my life
Casuals 08: Live poker is where I have made the most money anyways
Consigliarie has 15 seconds left to act
Consigliarie folds
IHateQ10 folds
Ebrem folds
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to Phil Gordon [2h] [7d]
Dealt to Kegs357 [8c Ac 3s] [Ah]
Kegs357 bets $15
Phil Gordon folds
Uncalled bet of $15 returned to Kegs357
Kegs357 mucks
Kegs357 wins the pot ($30)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $31 | Rake $1
Seat 1: Phil Gordon folded on 4th St.
Seat 2: Casuals 08 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: Kegs357 collected ($30), mucked
Seat 4: DumberDucky folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: Consigliarie folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: IHateQ10 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: Ebrem folded on 3rd St.

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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days.
11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

So, Phil Gordon spent 5 years to travel the world so he can take it up the ass??

On second thought, maybe it's not that funny....

Phil Gordon was having the biggest rant ever about playing poker. He was telling everyone to go to college and get a degree, it was really fucked up. Great face for FT... NOT!!

First hand played today.

Villain immediately left the table.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $404.20
UTG+1: $200
MP: $93.80
CO: $333.70
BTN: $69.95
Hero (SB): $198
BB: $157.45

Pre-Flop: 8 8 dealt to Hero (SB)
4 folds, BTN raises to $7, Hero raises to $23, BB folds, BTN raises to $69.95 and is All-In, Hero calls $46.95

Flop: ($141.90) A T T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($141.90) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($141.90) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $141.90 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed Q J (two pair, Queens and Jacks) and WON $138.90 (+$68.95 NET)
Hero showed 8 8 (two pair, Tens and Eights) and LOST (-$69.95 NET)

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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days.
11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

Simultaneously on table 2, 2nd hand dealt.


Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $46.45
UTG+1: $110.20
UTG+2: $20
MP1: $89.90
MP2: $258.10
CO: $295.65
BTN: $107.90
Hero (SB): $99
BB: $31.85

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $3.50, 5 folds, Hero raises to $11.50, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $8

Flop: ($24) 6 9 8 (2 Players)
Hero bets $14, UTG+1 raises to $37, Hero calls $23

Turn: ($9 4 (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $61.70 and is All-In, Hero calls $50.50 and is All-In

River: ($199) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $199 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG+1 showed A A (a pair of Aces) and WON $196 (+$97 NET)
Hero showed K K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$99 NET)

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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days.
11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

Now were talkin! Back in my comfort zone.... blow off a ton of cash then spend hours grinding it back for a fun night.

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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days.
11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

Ohhh, on the way back now. I beat a shortstack! Does 1 1/4 BB qualify as a shortstack douchebag?


Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $123.65
BTN: $222.25
SB: $1.25
BB: $20
UTG: $59
Hero (MP): $147.45

Pre-Flop: 5 5 dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $3.50, SB calls $0.75 and is All-In

Flop: ($3.50) 8 3 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($3.50) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($3.50) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $3.50 Pot ($0.15 Rake)
SB showed Q 9 (Ace King high) and LOST (-$1.25 NET)
Hero showed 5 5 (three of a kind, Fives) and WON $3.35 (+$2.10 NET)

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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days.
11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

Well, 6.5 hours and 1000 hands and I'm down $271 today so far... just the downside of variance because the losses mostly come from shortstacks pushing 20 to 40 bbs against my good hands then hitting and leaving the table... very high saturation of them today, must be the drunk holiday poker.

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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days.
11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

-$315 after 8 hours. How can these douchebag fuckers just hit every fucking time? It really makes a day suck when this happens.

This one guy wins $200 of me in two hands calling with anything and hitting magic then loses it all calling other people through the river with stuff like T high. I tell ya, it'll drive you mad sometimes.

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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days.
11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

Wow... I'm down $1000 and I also just folded Quads in Omaha... board ended up being AJJAJ

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Blog Updated 6/21, Oooops, I'm goin to Vegas in a few days.
11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES