First off, as many of you probably know, I really don't like people that much. And I think I'm not alone here on the forum in that thinking. So you can imagine how much I hate to go Christmas shopping. I go to Target tonight to get the GF some things. I have three items. I head for the 10 Item or Less checkout. Lady in front of me has 17 items. WTF? I almost said something because I was already pissed about traffic, etc, as this was not my first stop. But I bit my tongue. And yes I know it was 17 items because I counted the beeps as each item was scanned. Just once I'd like to see the clerk say something like "sorry...you have too many items...get out of line for the PEOPLE THAT CAN READ AND FOLLOW DIRECTIONS!!!!!"

I am really not looking forward to tomorrow as I am heading to a Wal Mart which is always incredibly crowded no matter what time of year. Guaranteed I will be in the checkout line longer than it takes me to do the actual shopping. Just getting off tomorrow's rant a little early.

Off to lose money playing online poker as this is the month from hell. :nod:

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Ahh Snicks, you need to sign up to club Ugi, we can help you through you r poker troubles.s... indeed!

Oh that pisses me off no end as well btw. As I have grown older I have decided to not bite my tongue. gfuck those people who can't count. So these days I just go ahead and say something.

like the other day. I was in th eline with this basket of shit to purchase at the food store, it's a big chain but you don't have it in the us (I think) called woolworths. anyway. the point is that I am in the express line with this little basket of shit that I need to cook this meal. the stupid woman in front of me has TWO BASKETS of shit which is so ridiculous because it is EIGHT items ior less, not twio fcuking baskets of shit or less!! I stood right behind her and said to Kate: ``Hey, this is eight items or less irght?'' and Kate looks at me like, don't you be an ass. But I was so on my way, I was alrady there. I was speaking loud enough for everyone to hear. I started counting. ``Yeah, that's what the big sign says. There, and there, and oiver there too. Eight items or less. How many items do we have? One, two, three, ... '' and I started counting them. ``Seven items! Guess we qualify for this queue, lucky hey! Good thing they have this special queue!'' and then I look at the dude behind me who looks uncomfortable. Fuck him as well but hey he had six items so I decided to use him as well. ``Hey mate, how many items do ou have? Let's count. One, two, three...'' and then ``Six items! You can stay as well. Oooo, but who doesn't have eight items or less?!?!?'' Then everyone, and I mean everyone GLARES at the stuypid ugly fat retarded idiot woman in front of me. She is so fucking stupid. I look over at the cashier who is smiling. Yeah well you better kick her out of the queue. The best thing is that just as I finish my rant she shunts her treasure trove of shit up onto the counter and the cashier says ``I'm sorry mam, but you do not have eight items or less.'' FUCKING YES take that you stupid cow. She glares at me and then the cashier and the other people, and I am like grinning as much as I could possibly be. Kate meanwhile is embarrassed as all hell but she will get over it. Anyway, the cashier says ``I hate people like that'' and we get through without much hassle.

So yes Snicks I understand what you mean.

Ahhh good times.

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Haha Ugi! That's great! You would get on so well with Spammy, probably start trying to out-do each other. I'd hide. But Spammy would love it. I can't embarrass her while out. The other day while grocery shopping (not at Woolworths, the Woolworths we have or had here sold things like yarn and prepackaged food like chips and weird stuff) we went on for too long and I got bored. It's bad when I get bored because my brain starts to do things and they eventually achieve escape velocity and I say stuff out loud without really realizing it. So we're walking down the ice cream aisle and I put on this twangy country kinda voice and start singing in a country drawl "I wanna put my penis... in yer penis hole...." and Spammy starts laughing out loud and I say "Oh, that was out loud, wasn't it." and we move on.

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11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

This seals it...Ugi is my hero.

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OMG Ugi just jumped about 8 points in my "People I <3 list".

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(2:13:49 PM) Mirage: I had already decided to get it in while he was timing down though so his FE was nonexistant
(2:14:05 PM) Mirage: I mean wtf does he think I have there when I take that line pre and on the flop
(2:14:11 PM) Eric: {random}
(2:14:14 PM) Mirage: lol

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Awesome Ugi!!! I have always thought about doing that, but can never pull the trigger (read: I'm usually shopping with my wife and her wrath is worse than the wait).

Snickers: I, like you, can't stand people. I absolutely abhor them at stores at this time of year. I only shop using teh internets for Xmas gifts. If it can't be bought online, it's not getting purchased.

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About the only bad thing that happened today (other than dealing with people of course) is someone writing a check. Who the fuck writes checks at the store anymore?

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I know! Tons of people still write checks and I think "this can't be good" but they always are. The other crazy thing is when they give you their debit card and you run it and ask them to input their PIN in the terminal and they freak. WTF then why use your debit card?!!??!? They h8 entering the pin. When they enter the pin the transaction costs me 40 cents or 30 cents or something like that. When they refuse the transaction costs me 2.3% and the average transaction is like $400. fuckers! enter the fucking pin!

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11:09:32 PM Randy: limit poker is easy
11:19:03 PM Randy: ok, i suck at teh limit

Mirage: FU PKOER
Mirage: F
Mirage: U
Mirage: FUFUFU
Mirage: up a $1.45 still YES

LOL that's hilarious.

Happy my story of me acting like an ass has been received well :D.

I have had a good day working in cafes. Aaahhh life.

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