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Old 10-30-2007, 10:44 PM
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Default Somewhat funny non-poker bonus.
So I just recieved and deleted a bonus offer from a casino, "5-100% Mystery Match." Umm, yeah. I'll get right on that.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:49 AM
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Lol, nice.
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Old 10-31-2007, 11:17 AM
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Um, yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday, yeah.
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fuck tommy in his hookah happy budda ass fusdkla hfu shu ohhh hais someone is fucking me up the ass but i'm not suffering about it because it is what it is and i'm really in the moment and focused on it anyway ajchiw cyeachachcahchachacha
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In other words, after you clear the bonus, they'll inform you if the match is b/w 5-100%? Go for it!
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:12 PM
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Maybe they realize that only the really degen gamblers will take them up on it since the bonus is a gamble in itself
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Old 10-31-2007, 07:59 PM
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In other words, after you clear the bonus, they'll inform you if the match is b/w 5-100%? Go for it!
Actually, based on vague memories of the software I think after you deposit you'd know what the bonus was. It's still a shitty deal.
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Old 11-01-2007, 05:43 PM
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It happened again. I saw a new promotion on a reputable portal for $1,000 in sticky chips for an hour. Closer inspection of the T&C reveals that not only isit slots-specific, you can only transfer $50 to your new account. Bleh.
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