Why does PokerStars Like to Rape Me in the FUCKING ASSHOLE

[Tysun]

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $42.80
UTG: $143
CO: $115.90
BTN: $209.05
Hero (SB): $282.10

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG raises to $4, CO calls $4, BTN calls $4, Hero raises to $20.55, BB folds, UTG calls $16.55, CO calls $16.55, BTN calls $16.55

Flop: ($83.20) 9 4 J (4 Players)
Hero bets $65, UTG raises to $122.45 and is All-In, 2 folds, Hero calls $57.45

Turn: ($328.10) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($328.10) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $328.10 Pot ($2 Rake)
UTG showed 8 9 (a flush, Jack high) and WON $326.10 (+$183.10 NET)
Hero showed K K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$143 NET)

[Tysun]

I have a feeling this will become a running thread.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $83.45
BTN: $98.50
SB: $114.50
Hero (BB): $124.40
UTG: $163.35
MP: $106

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, MP raises to $4, 3 folds, Hero raises to $15, MP calls $11

Flop: ($30.50) 2 9 8 (2 Players)
Hero bets $22, MP raises to $56, Hero raises to $109.40 and is All-In, MP calls $35 and is All-In

Turn: ($212.50) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($212.50) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $212.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$106 NET)
MP showed J J (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON $209.50 (+$103.50 NET)

[Ugignadl]

ugh

[Tysun]

Another gem.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $134.90
BB: $41.85
Hero (UTG): $97
MP: $56.75
CO: $100
BTN: $44.55

Pre-Flop: A K dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $4, MP calls $4, CO calls $4, 2 folds, BB calls $3

Flop: ($16.50) 7 4 K (4 Players)
BB bets $4, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, BB calls $16

Turn: ($56.50) 7 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20, BB calls $17.85 and is All-In

River: ($92.20) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $92.20 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed K 9 (two pair, Kings and Nines) and WON $89.20 (+$47.35 NET)
Hero mucked A K and LOST (-$41.85 NET)

[sevens]

Ouch that sucks hardcore....at least they give you fuel for the most hilarious thread title ever.

[Mirage]

Wow you are running shitty! I've been losing a lot of flips lately and I've had a couple tough beats as well, but nothing so tilt-inducing like this. Ugh.

[mervhage]

The first hand is simply fucking mind-blowing. What an incredibly stupid play by UTG.

Each hand, villain's actions are dream come true and to get forked up the arse like that, is hella gay.

[MewsicLovr]

Not stars, but same idea. This was tonight:



Here's the last hand. I had to sit out and shut down afterwards. I decided to move up and take a shot at 50NL, and this was the 4th hand. (edit: i guess comverter messed up, he was UTG or something and I had the btn).

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $32
BB: $74.20
UTG: $60.50
Hero (CO): $55.40
BTN: $50

Pre-Flop: 4 4 dealt to Hero (CO)
BB raises to $1.50, UTG calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($5) 2 4 3 (3 Players)
BB bets $3.50, UTG folds, Hero raises to $12.50, BB raises to $30, Hero raises to $53.90 and is All-In, BB calls $23.90

Turn: ($112.80) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($112.80) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $112.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed K K (three of a kind, Kings) and WON $109.80 (+$54.40 NET)
Hero showed 4 4 (three of a kind, Fours) and LOST (-$55.40 NET)

[Tysun]

Well I haven't played on PokerStars since I started this post. About 10 minutes in.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG): $98.50
MP: $230.45
CO: $96.50
BTN: $84.85
SB: $99
BB: $98

Pre-Flop: 8 8 dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $3.50, MP folds, CO calls $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($12) 5 9 8 (3 Players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8, BTN raises to $33, Hero raises to $95 and is All-In, CO folds, BTN calls $48.35 and is All-In

Turn: ($182.70) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($182.70) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $182.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$84.85 NET)
BTN showed J J (a straight, Eight to Queen) and WON $179.70 (+$94.85 NET)

[Tysun]

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $189.90
MP: $107.40
CO: $28.95
Hero (BTN): $105
SB: $51.20
BB: $55.85

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, SB raises to $11, BB folds, Hero raises to $31, SB calls $20

Flop: ($63) Q 2 T (2 Players)
SB bets $20.20 and is All-In, Hero calls $20.20

Turn: ($103.40) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($103.40) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $103.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked A A and LOST (-$51.20 NET)
SB showed 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights) and WON $100.40 (+$49.20 NET)