- Um....brag? lol (BFZ needs some non-beat posts)
- Back from the dead
- Can I please win a pot? I mean seriously.
- I may love you PLO, but I don't have to like you right now!!
- Took me 230 hands to catch a fucking pair against this guy
- Biggest Single Hand Profit
- beats inside, with graph!
- Who sucks?
- full house? Oh I can't beat that.
- So after the turn I figure I'm heading for a split pot...
- I don't know what's worse....
- Finally punish a maniac
- UGh
- ITT I flop a set 200BB deep and lose
- First hand of 3.40 2 table tourney
- lol @ lying villains
- QuadZilla!
- I LOVE when this shit happens...
- Quadruple Threes versus Best Flush Possible - Unlimited Texas Hold Them
- Biggest pot I've ever won EVER EVER
- It's a tarp.
- happy Fucking 4th of July
- quads paid in the most ridiculous way
- I don't know whats more ridiculous...
- LOL omg this is so funny I can't breathe
- I am wasting my time with Poker...
- Brag: I return to 25NL
- Teh muppetz, they smoke teh crack!
- 1st hand played tonight
- villains sure are funny
- I never expect the Royal...
- fkdjgflkasjdlfjasld;kfwa;skejdflamsfd
- I may start playing NL
- Make money at Poker? + gaming bitch
- All week's work down the drain
- OK, It was only a freeroll, but this Blows!!!
- Almost shot myself in the face
- Vomiting Uncontrollably
- Wow ... like wtf tonight seriously???
- die
- I played against Jennifer Tilly.
- Damn i've never wanted to break something so bad...
- Shortstacks
- 5-10 live...........What a Cooler
- forever
- Can two people flop the Nuts???
- i need more regular sessions like this
- Fuck, hold 'em sucks donkey balls
- NO! I said you will NOT draw out on me!
- Making it easy for them.
- Weeeeeeeeeee #2
- Dear Full Tilt,
- Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- Holy cooler
- This guy will hate quads forever
- FR: UTG limp w/xx
- Own someone's soul and get reowned
- beat? brag?
- [x] lol donkaments
- FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK n/c
- What a horrible run...
- What changed with the forum???
- Lunchbreak poker FTW
- To slow play or not to slow play that is the question
- For as bad as I'm running right now....
- How to crack Aces...
- TPTK, NFG, OBV. :banghead:
- Yeah, there are more fish lately
- Confidence builder...
- Bottom set = worthless vs a fish
- Pocket Bitches
- Bottom set, nearly 400BB pot
- Oops
- Do the big swings ever end?????
- Funny chat w/ shortstacker after I suckout
- Tried to go to a restaurant again
- Why.....
- Crazy $4NL Table...
- My week in a nutshell
- Odd sequence of 4 hands
- omg bfz from ugi
- Goodbye, hard earned profit.
- My night in a nutshell.
- Still liking the short SNG's
- Sweet Christ I'm lucky
- BB special with river action!
- Nice way to end a session
- I never learn
- Brag curese to the end
- Cake hand of the night
- God Bless America...hyachahcha
- parental work bitch
- Thoroughly outplay a TAG and get raped
- WTF -- Running Case Cards? Are you serious?
- Top set < bottom set
- I think Ugi heard this guy scream (he's German ;))
- Strange AK hand
- MiniBrag: Cake for lunch is Sweeeet!
- This shit just wants to make me quite poker!!
- Can you say frustrated???
- Pockets nines vs J10 trips on flop
- 57 is the nutz when its sooooooted
- I CAN SUCK out TOO
- The ultimate bad beat
- I <3 pocket pairs
- Improbable things that tilt
- You wanna go on tilt? Take a look at this!!
- AK sucks
- I just wanna win ONE of these vs. the crazies
- For Johnny : How to handle those short stacks ;)
- Very first hand of tourney
- Fuck Poker - about to quit again
- Thought you guys would get a kick out of this one
- teh quads
- madness
- Seriously this is awful
- I'm having Randy car luck lately.
- Nice start to the 90 person $24+2 KO tourney on FTP
- I don't bitch much but...
- This is getting old
- "Keeping it in the family"
- New biggest pot! April 1st turns around after all!
- Thanks, Stats, For Fucking Failing Me
- I've had it
- iM GOING TO GET STUPID TOMORROW!! OH YA!
- Anyone Want This Asshole's Screen Name?
- Feeling a bit like Negreanu right now.
- 1st hand of a late night session...
- LOL Walker Poker
- Verge of going busto.
- Brag: First +1k day
- I think I need a break...
- el oh el cakeaments
- Holy double quads batman!
- What an odd night.
- Biggest pot ($-wise) of my online poker career.
- LOL Omahaments
- Ranting, and I don't have a place for this.
- Crap; don't play above your bankroll
- I'm playing Omaha because I get too confused to get really pissed off
- Poker stars
- The danger of freerolls.
- The River aint my Street!!!
- The way the rockets are supposed to be played
- I think I've created a Monster.
- Back in business baby!
- Immigration >:(
- Been a while :)
- poker rage
- This just sucks...
- Runner Runner
- this guy has all my money.
- sick "2 draws!"
- Woohoo! Nice laydown at micro-PLO
- Just before ending the session
- So Rigged
- What a night!
- LOL heads up poker
- Run bad + play bad = -EV
- jopke
- shortstack hands from my early evening session today
- iT AMAZES ME!!!!!!
- And here I thought the turn would kill my action.
- Somebody please stop me from playing poker today...
- I never do this.....
- What level do I have to be at to play real poker???
- I sure tarped him good
- WTF is going on this month
- Bbv
- Another -$200 day? WHY???
- O, Villain, why dost thou river me so?
- Cooler of the Freaking Century!!!
- How all my tournies end these days...
- Wow this is really dumb
- Please no
- This is just fucking crazy
- Total tilt, and its instant cure :)
- I should have won it twice
- Yaknow, I've been pretty quiet
- Villain is 15/10/4 over 1000 hands
- gg rake
- Beat: Don't use stupid names when you register at lame sites
- Poker its all skill, start with the worst hand and go uphill
- it's my hobby, what can i say
- Two horrible beats...
- w00t quads
- lol @ villains name
- pretty good run last night (with graff!)
- CRAP. I just entered a LIMIT (3pm $1.50+.15) MTT by accident
- F*** YOU AK LIMPER
- This one really hurt!
- Some times I just don't know
- AKo vs. Super User... WTF???
- What a shitty way to get knocked out
- I know how...
- I nearly punched a baby. (Sunday 100K)
- The collective Ridge Poker graph for February
- Biggest tournament cash to date
- Beat: My tracker stopped loading.
- This hand is typical of my night tonight
- teh boardie is in mah SnGs
- How did I ever win this one??
- Wow.
- damn plumbing, piece of shit, sorry have to vent somewhere
- Yes, I do believe I have arrived
- Villain makes soul-reading hero call
- Live 3/6 and Rodney Dangerfield
- RNG is teh stuck
- Poker Stars Has Problems Today
- WTF. Didn't see that coming!!!
- Brokeback Mountain (aka Fucking Cowboys)
- This Omaha thing is easy
- Why??
- Hell ya!!! One tournament and broke even for the week
- Laugh of the day
- live poker can lick my nutsack
- aaaahahahhahahahhahahhahhahroflmaaaooooooooooo
- Fu*&^ Donkeys
- Worst Day on Record
- Gang raped by a gaggle of silverback gorilla's
- Is this Sustainable???
- deepstack fun with Sfu
- Nice start to February
- First AA of February: 2 people AIPF at a tight table.
- 1st Session in February
- 1st pot entered in february
- Brag: Huge Rostucko and THEN some!
- Brag: I can finally lay down TPTK at 10NL.
- The Reason I Can't Win on Cake/Red Star
- I Suppose I Shouldn't Bitch, But...
- oh noooooos, save me!
- Talk about frustrating.
- Damn villains and their full houses...
- Wheeeee got to play LO hi/lo with erick lindgren
- 6 MAX can bite me hard
- Why are people so willing to go broke on a draw on the turn?
- This is not a brag
- Excellent start to tonight's session!
- No Worries.. It was only a mirage...
- What a table full of Donkeys!!! (Me included)
- This one made me giggle
- The hand of the day today...
- If I could just catch a hand against this guy!
- 35s is Da NUTS!!! Right?
- Kill me now I'm becoming a BFZ regular
- lol, value bet
- donkament try
- Trip aces vs flush draw
- Uhh what just happened?
- Another "Set" of trouble!!!